The word bless is used variously depending upon the situation.
1.Bless is commonly used when somebody sneezes because apparently when a person sneezes their soul is trying to escape their body (which is obviously a load of bullshit) Saying "bless you" when somebody sneezes is just a mark of politeness, more like having manners.
2.In England "bless" is genuinely often used instead of saying "aww" This often confuses a lot of my American friends.
3. Again in England "bless" is also used sarcastically in a patronising manner. Some may find this funny or annoying, depending upon their humor but sometimes the phrase "Bless your cotton socks" is over used which makes people punchable.
1.Bless is commonly used when somebody sneezes because apparently when a person sneezes their soul is trying to escape their body (which is obviously a load of bullshit) Saying "bless you" when somebody sneezes is just a mark of politeness, more like having manners.
2.In England "bless" is genuinely often used instead of saying "aww" This often confuses a lot of my American friends.
3. Again in England "bless" is also used sarcastically in a patronising manner. Some may find this funny or annoying, depending upon their humor but sometimes the phrase "Bless your cotton socks" is over used which makes people punchable.
1.
Mark: "ACHOOO!"
Sarah: "Bless you!"
Mark: "Thank you :)"
2.
Samantha: "Look at this sweet message Daniel sent me!"
Mariam: "Bless!"
3.
Lorraine: "Ugh I fell down the stairs this morning and now my back really hurts"
Hannah: "AHA bless your cotton socks."
Lorraine: "Mhmm, I think Peter is meeting me after school today"
Hannah: "Bless his cotton socks."
Lorraine: "STFU"
Mark: "ACHOOO!"
Sarah: "Bless you!"
Mark: "Thank you :)"
2.
Samantha: "Look at this sweet message Daniel sent me!"
Mariam: "Bless!"
3.
Lorraine: "Ugh I fell down the stairs this morning and now my back really hurts"
Hannah: "AHA bless your cotton socks."
Lorraine: "Mhmm, I think Peter is meeting me after school today"
Hannah: "Bless his cotton socks."
Lorraine: "STFU"
by BrittCurry December 26, 2011
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Can also be used as an awesome come back and make the insulter feel like a moron.
Said with much emphasis.
Can also be used as an awesome come back and make the insulter feel like a moron.
Said with much emphasis.
Damn, Johnny you are such an idiot! God bless your soul.
Liz is such a two-faced hoe. God bless her soul.
Wow, what a dick. God bless her soul.
Adam: Wow Carol, you are so retarded.
Carol: Oh, God bless your soul.
Liz is such a two-faced hoe. God bless her soul.
Wow, what a dick. God bless her soul.
Adam: Wow Carol, you are so retarded.
Carol: Oh, God bless your soul.
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Get the Blessing mug.When you sneeze your sole is trying to escape your body by saying "bless you" your sole gets shoved back in to your body where it remains for all eternity, if some one dosent say bless you, your f**ked
Bob:achooooi
Cameron:bless you
Bob:thanks for shoving my sole back in my body!
Cameron:ummm ok (I need new friends)
Bob:hahaha I don’t have a life
Cameron:bless you
Bob:thanks for shoving my sole back in my body!
Cameron:ummm ok (I need new friends)
Bob:hahaha I don’t have a life
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