left-handed smoke bender

A fictional device that you send a new member of your group (usually a scout group) to borrow from another group as a way to get rid of the new member for a while or as a hazing task.

Oops! We forgot to bring our left-handed smoke bender! Can you go around camp and see if you can borrow one for us?

by Xerxy April 28, 2006

cock beater

a guy's hand. does not matter which hand

Stop touching me with that cock beater.

by Oswaldo Sanchez September 24, 2005

Banter Outlaw

The member of the group who seems to be able to probe the worldwide web into its dark, ethereal corners dredging up the most awful images and videos. These snippets of media are usually so offensive or crude that the content may be illegal in various places around the globe, therefore making a 'banter outlaw'.

For example:

Theodore: Hey Jon!

Jon: Yeah?

Theodore: did you see that Rico posted tubgirl onto whatsapp again last night?

Jon: yeah, i had to scorch my eyes out with an acetylene torch, it was so fucking gnarly!

Theodore: he is a massive banter outlaw, he should probably get locked up for that...

by bashatonic April 25, 2014

Bender

4+ days spent doing absurd things to your body including, but not limited to: an increased intake of drugs (hard ones: cocaine, xanax, percs), alcohol, or bad decisions. Benders are normally followed by 4+ days of come down. Benders result in a loss of friends, money, and brain cells. If it doesn't, it's not a real bender.

"Dude I just got off a 5 day bender. I have a warrant out for my arrest, I blew $500 worth of cocaine, and I lost atleast half of my brain cells."

by hahahafhjdkhfjdksalhf April 23, 2018

Brother Beater

A mag light used by the police to beat black people when they can't follow simple orders.

Get on the ground nigger or I'll you with my brother beater!

by clockwise steve February 21, 2009

trivolous banter

Activities or chat that are incredibly trivial, useless, unnecessary, frivolous and a complete waste of ones time.

Example: A person calls you on the phone and begins to ramble on and on about themselves or attempts to explain an event that took place, you stop them during their conversation and say "I don't want to here your trivolous banter".

by christig May 21, 2011

Beer Bender

A man who's homosexual tendencies come out after the consumption of alcohol.

Did you see Jimbo last night after he got drunk kissing that guy? He's such a Beer Bender!

by MegaMassMan October 7, 2011