Someone proclaiming to be straight, but shows multiple signs of being homosexual. Signs include, but are not limited to: Touching of the genitalia, dry humping, proclaiming that other guys are hott (then immediately saying they're not gay), and unusual physical and emotional attachment to the fanny buffer's straight male friends, rather than a spouse or lover. Derived from the words Fanny, regarding the anus loving nature of the Fanny Buffer, and Buffer, regarding the futile attempt to show one is not homosexual, although "all signs point to yes".
Tim: Dude, why does Sage keep touching you inappropriately in the scrotum? I thought he said he was straight?
James: He's a Fanny Buffer. I don't care if he's gay but he'd better come out of the closet soon...He's not fooling anyone.
James: He's a Fanny Buffer. I don't care if he's gay but he'd better come out of the closet soon...He's not fooling anyone.
by Acer Adquireo June 8, 2009
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When texting a girl goes really well but when you meet face to face it doesn't go as well
When texting a girl goes really well but when you meet face to face it doesn't go as well
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Get the bald egg beffrey mug.A term used to categorize a female of substantial size and weight. Unlike your standard run of the mill fat girl, Beefers avoid whale-status by engaging in minor physical activities such as running on the treadmill in ten minute intervals, erotically dancing at frat parties, and vigorously waving their arms as they bitch about their relationships (or lack thereof). Beefers travel in herds (also known as beef stampedes) and can reduce a solid B+ party to a C- in as little time as it takes to fit them all through the front door.
Rob: Hey man, is that party worth stopping by for?
Steve: Hell yeah man, theres so much booze its redic- ....Wait, fuck, nevermind a beef stampede just rolled through. Beefers on beefers in this bitch now. FUCK!
Rob: Be there in ten.
Steve: Hell yeah man, theres so much booze its redic- ....Wait, fuck, nevermind a beef stampede just rolled through. Beefers on beefers in this bitch now. FUCK!
Rob: Be there in ten.
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2.The unleashed rage pent up inside someone, and directed towards someone else in an attempt to annihilate someone's personal thoughts and/or self esteem.
3. Person responsible for crushing souls and dreams, the Great Destroyer.
2.The unleashed rage pent up inside someone, and directed towards someone else in an attempt to annihilate someone's personal thoughts and/or self esteem.
3. Person responsible for crushing souls and dreams, the Great Destroyer.
1.That douche angered me enough to go Bifferwine.
2. I had a serious rant last night on John, I pulled a Biff.
3. I had a Biff rant when Bryan wouldn't shut the fuck up.
2. I had a serious rant last night on John, I pulled a Biff.
3. I had a Biff rant when Bryan wouldn't shut the fuck up.
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He/She uses www.boffer.co.uk; they are a Boffer
He/She uses www.boffer.co.uk; they are a Boffer
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