beerlong

a beerlong is a time measurement using beer(s) as the gauge.

"we are leaving in three beerlongs"

"i'm almost ready, give me half a beerlong."

by d-rock666 May 7, 2010

beerlief

Unexpectedly finding something you need desperately in a place you hoped it might be but didn't think it would be.

Derived from the sense of relief you get when you desperately need a beer and you open the fridge not really expecting to see one but finding one anyway right at the back behind the pickles.

I was late and running out the door, but couldn't find my car keys. To my beerlief, they were in my pants pocket.

by gromit12 October 22, 2010

beerlories

the calories from beer

Damn, I need to work off my beerlories, let's go to the gym!

I've put on too much weight from all the beerlories, no more drinking!

by DoormanAaron August 13, 2011

bedsliver

The section of the bed you are forced onto in the middle of the night by your significant other. Typically it ranges in the 25-33% area.

Sarah forced Joe into the bedsliver zone as she sprawled out while sleeping in the new california king bed.

by STI2NR November 1, 2015

Beeble

Something that doesn't have teeth

Gork has no teeth. He is so a beeble.

by Beebleluvr667 December 25, 2016

beasley

An absolute tosser

What a beasley

by Pedo joe May 28, 2018

Beefly

To have extra large penis which is shared with several over women

Everyone now knows Tony is beefly so all the loose women have a new target

by Gigiddy64 July 17, 2018