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beeslew by Ttttlllplor June 14, 2021
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Beetleweed 

n. The hair that grows no farther than two inches from the anus and surrounds the butthole.
"Hey bro, did you see that chick that just walked by? Her beetleweed was pokin out the bottom of her booty shorts!"

"My Grandma is knitting me a beetleweed scarf this winter."

"I need to shave my butt. I tried poopin today, but alot of it just got hung up in my beetleweed."

"Dude, didn't the ancient Chinese perform torture by plucking dissenters' beetleweed, one hair at a time?"

"Ohhh no. You hear that? My beetleweed is so long, it makes a swooshing noise when I walk."
Beetleweed by BIGOSGSM July 31, 2008
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Where someone is 'beesled' out of their mind, under the influence of weed and/or alcohol. You have to be really mashed to be categorised as beesled.
Yeah man, I'm beesled to. Sick.
beesled by Pure Drama August 1, 2011
An in the closet homosexual who has a false sense of superiority and has dillusions of grandeur. They hide their feelings by inncesant flirting which will eventually result in a drunken groping of a male friend.
Person One: Look at that arse hole flirting with her over there

Person Two: Yeah but did you hear what he did at the party the other day?

Person One: Yeah, he is such a Beesley
Beesley by Sir.T.H January 18, 2012
A very cool person that streams or twitch and is one the greatest friends you’ll ever have!
“Beeskewl is my bestest most favoritest friend <3”
beeskewl by crystalztea May 12, 2022

Beetleweed 

n. The hair that grows no farther than two inches from the anus and surrounds the butthole.

"Hey bro, did you see that chick that just walked by? Her beetleweed was pokin out the bottom of her booty shorts!"

"My Grandma is knitting me a beetleweed scarf this winter."

"I need to shave my butt. I tried poopin today, but alot of it just got hung up in my beetleweed."

"Dude, didn't the ancient Chinese perform torture by plucking dissenters' beetleweed, one hair at a time?"

"Ohhh no. You hear that? My beetleweed is so long, it makes a swooshing noise when I walk."
Beetleweed by Big O SM SG July 16, 2008

Beesleys 

A new STD, believed to have originated from the Wigan area in the United Kingdom. Symptoms are wide ranging and varied, but often lead to an aft regrettable sexual encounter, vaginal itching, uncontrollable libido and a strong case of public embarrassment. The only obvious sign that someone's a Beesleys carrier, is the slightly smaller hands that the disease produces.

Although a lot of work currently being done in this field, there is currently no known cure for Beesleys.
Girl 1 - "I think I might have Beesleys"
Girl 2 - "I've got it too I think"
Beesleys by beesle defender February 25, 2011
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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