beeslew
Holy shit look at that beeslew
beeslew by Ttttlllplor June 14, 2021
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Beetleweed
"Hey bro, did you see that chick that just walked by? Her beetleweed was pokin out the bottom of her booty shorts!"
"My Grandma is knitting me a beetleweed scarf this winter."
"I need to shave my butt. I tried poopin today, but alot of it just got hung up in my beetleweed."
"Dude, didn't the ancient Chinese perform torture by plucking dissenters' beetleweed, one hair at a time?"
"Ohhh no. You hear that? My beetleweed is so long, it makes a swooshing noise when I walk."
"My Grandma is knitting me a beetleweed scarf this winter."
"I need to shave my butt. I tried poopin today, but alot of it just got hung up in my beetleweed."
"Dude, didn't the ancient Chinese perform torture by plucking dissenters' beetleweed, one hair at a time?"
"Ohhh no. You hear that? My beetleweed is so long, it makes a swooshing noise when I walk."
Beetleweed by BIGOSGSM July 31, 2008
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Where someone is 'beesled' out of their mind, under the influence of weed and/or alcohol. You have to be really mashed to be categorised as beesled.
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Beesley
An in the closet homosexual who has a false sense of superiority and has dillusions of grandeur. They hide their feelings by inncesant flirting which will eventually result in a drunken groping of a male friend.
beeskewl
beeskewl by crystalztea May 12, 2022
Beetleweed
"Hey bro, did you see that chick that just walked by? Her beetleweed was pokin out the bottom of her booty shorts!"
"My Grandma is knitting me a beetleweed scarf this winter."
"I need to shave my butt. I tried poopin today, but alot of it just got hung up in my beetleweed."
"Dude, didn't the ancient Chinese perform torture by plucking dissenters' beetleweed, one hair at a time?"
"Ohhh no. You hear that? My beetleweed is so long, it makes a swooshing noise when I walk."
"My Grandma is knitting me a beetleweed scarf this winter."
"I need to shave my butt. I tried poopin today, but alot of it just got hung up in my beetleweed."
"Dude, didn't the ancient Chinese perform torture by plucking dissenters' beetleweed, one hair at a time?"
"Ohhh no. You hear that? My beetleweed is so long, it makes a swooshing noise when I walk."
Beetleweed by Big O SM SG July 16, 2008
Beesleys
A new STD, believed to have originated from the Wigan area in the United Kingdom. Symptoms are wide ranging and varied, but often lead to an aft regrettable sexual encounter, vaginal itching, uncontrollable libido and a strong case of public embarrassment. The only obvious sign that someone's a Beesleys carrier, is the slightly smaller hands that the disease produces.
Although a lot of work currently being done in this field, there is currently no known cure for Beesleys.
Although a lot of work currently being done in this field, there is currently no known cure for Beesleys.
Beesleys by beesle defender February 25, 2011
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