"Hey bro, did you see that chick that just walked by? Her beetleweed was pokin out the bottom of her booty shorts!"
"My Grandma is knitting me a beetleweed scarf this winter."
"I need to shave my butt. I tried poopin today, but alot of it just got hung up in my beetleweed."
"Dude, didn't the ancient Chinese perform torture by plucking dissenters' beetleweed, one hair at a time?"
"Ohhh no. You hear that? My beetleweed is so long, it makes a swooshing noise when I walk."
"My Grandma is knitting me a beetleweed scarf this winter."
"I need to shave my butt. I tried poopin today, but alot of it just got hung up in my beetleweed."
"Dude, didn't the ancient Chinese perform torture by plucking dissenters' beetleweed, one hair at a time?"
"Ohhh no. You hear that? My beetleweed is so long, it makes a swooshing noise when I walk."
by BIGOSGSM July 31, 2008
Get the Beetleweed mug.Where someone is 'beesled' out of their mind, under the influence of weed and/or alcohol. You have to be really mashed to be categorised as beesled.
by Pure Drama August 1, 2011
Get the beesled mug.An in the closet homosexual who has a false sense of superiority and has dillusions of grandeur. They hide their feelings by inncesant flirting which will eventually result in a drunken groping of a male friend.
Person One: Look at that arse hole flirting with her over there
Person Two: Yeah but did you hear what he did at the party the other day?
Person One: Yeah, he is such a Beesley
Person Two: Yeah but did you hear what he did at the party the other day?
Person One: Yeah, he is such a Beesley
by Sir.T.H January 18, 2012
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Get the beeskewl mug."Hey bro, did you see that chick that just walked by? Her beetleweed was pokin out the bottom of her booty shorts!"
"My Grandma is knitting me a beetleweed scarf this winter."
"I need to shave my butt. I tried poopin today, but alot of it just got hung up in my beetleweed."
"Dude, didn't the ancient Chinese perform torture by plucking dissenters' beetleweed, one hair at a time?"
"Ohhh no. You hear that? My beetleweed is so long, it makes a swooshing noise when I walk."
"My Grandma is knitting me a beetleweed scarf this winter."
"I need to shave my butt. I tried poopin today, but alot of it just got hung up in my beetleweed."
"Dude, didn't the ancient Chinese perform torture by plucking dissenters' beetleweed, one hair at a time?"
"Ohhh no. You hear that? My beetleweed is so long, it makes a swooshing noise when I walk."
by Big O SM SG July 16, 2008
Get the Beetleweed mug.A new STD, believed to have originated from the Wigan area in the United Kingdom. Symptoms are wide ranging and varied, but often lead to an aft regrettable sexual encounter, vaginal itching, uncontrollable libido and a strong case of public embarrassment. The only obvious sign that someone's a Beesleys carrier, is the slightly smaller hands that the disease produces.
Although a lot of work currently being done in this field, there is currently no known cure for Beesleys.
Although a lot of work currently being done in this field, there is currently no known cure for Beesleys.
by beesle defender February 25, 2011
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