beer bed

The place where you fall asleep whilst stumbling home from the bar.

It was cold last night and I went to beer bed in an ATM halfway home from the bar.

by Cool Hand Duke November 9, 2007

Beers Morgan

When you're on a night out and you decide you've had enough so you stand up, declare your departure by saying "ok, i'm done with this" and leave without saying goodbye

Andrew: "Ok, I'm done with this" *leaves*
Georgia "Where did Andrew go?"
Elliot: "He did a beers morgan"

by Pinkypinkypinky March 11, 2021

Beer callous

When opening too many twist off beer bottle caps, you develop callouses on the fingers involved.

Did you see the beer callouses on that guy, he must be a bartender.

by Mdigger March 23, 2010

beer stupids

the feeling one gets after binge drinking the night before. it is associated with a hangover but it is more specifically the lack of coordination and a feeling of incredible stupidity with a distinct lack of mental quickness.

dude i drank so fucking much last night that i got a raging case of the beer stupids.

how bad?

i cant do math

by fuckstick murphy November 1, 2011

neck a beer

To drink a beer quickly, without regard for savoir.

"Quickly, let's neck a beer, and get outta here. This energy is evil."

by Jay Doh October 18, 2012

Beer Pack

1. (noun) An old backpack you have that used to be your backpack for school 4 years ago, but since you got a new one, it is used only for transporting beer or other alcoholic beverages. Used by many people who walk places to go drink and can't afford the money for a cab and don't have a friend willing to drive them.

1. Dude this was my school backpack during 7th grade but now since I got a new one, this is my designated beer pack.

by Bigchedda January 18, 2010

Weasel Beer

A sneaky drink down your favourite bar when you should really be working

Yo mate... weasel beers at 4pm yeah?

by Flooey September 26, 2007