Baelender

Baelender - To want to personally grind the booty of said person.

Baelender is a mixture of both bae and blender and is to be used in a good and fashionable manner.

Sydney - "You're a Baelender 😍"
John - "No you!"

by PillsburyF Fuckboy January 3, 2015

Baelin

polar bear man from alaska. doesn't understand most things cause he's just a bear. he likes to scat in the woods. he eats berries , salmon and sometimes garbage. can climb a 50ft tree in about 7 days. slays bitches with his meat sword . favorite sex thing is the 'alaskan pipeline'

Baelin killed a family of otters.

Baelin massacred three baby seals on the shores of anchorage.

by the Nagler February 28, 2015

fuckin bagel

What you say during lunch out loud for no reason.

"Have a lot of homeowrk today?"
"FUCKIN BAGELS."

by Kingsplayer2 February 4, 2009

leather bagel

A man's anal sphincter.

'Eat the leather bagel!' roughly translated means 'Please give me a rim-job'.

First coined by Russell Brand.

by Dr Ferret February 21, 2014

Beat My Bagel

A slang term for female masturbation.
Alternative uses include:
Beat Your Bagel
Bagel Beater

1: I'm in control when I beat my bagel.

2: I heard she just stays home all day and beats her bagel.

by Justin Washington January 21, 2008

whatever toasts your bagel

Synonymous with "Whatever floats your boat"

An expression used as a response when someone else says something that is somewhat strange or odd.

Person A: "I like to sleep with socks on."
Person B: "Whatever toasts your bagel."

by Alexandra(: May 8, 2010

bagel burn

The rash a man gets after drity bagelin'

Steve had to take an ice bath to soothe his severe case of bagel burn.

by Dylan April 13, 2005