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john bates

That one football coach who knows it all, four-eyed little prick who always acts like it's his way or the high way in order to hide the fact that's he's never had a date in his life. All around your typically douchebag.
That guy is acting like a real John Bates, what a dick!
by Mrs John Bates April 17, 2017
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Bate Session

The duration of time when a person is masturbating.
I couldn't stop jerkin' it last night. My Bate Session ended up lasting 3 hours.
by elliot_ October 3, 2023
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hehaw bate

A redneck who is stupid therefore people use them to test out stupid plans. Or the first one to do something stupid.
Savanah and Colton are such hehaw bate
by Whatupcuh1234 August 14, 2017
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bates nation

When you have been taught by the great teacher Master Bates
“Yo dude, are you a member of the Bates Nation??”

Yeah boi, I’m a big fan of the Master Bates.”

“Badass.”
by Bates Nationalism November 3, 2017
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Astro-Bate

Astro-bate: Verb, to cum into someone's dream
Wife: you happened to cum into my dream last night
Husband: Yeah, I fealt the need to astro-bate
by cacnjrc January 6, 2019
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Sean Bates

Sean Bates is a beautiful specimen with blonde hair with a average height of 5’6 to 6’3 they like to listen to Kamala Harris or like tamimpalla something like that. They also enjoy getting drunk lit Krunk and/or funky. Sean would also have a friend named Massimo that’s short and stubby or tall and lanky your choice. Sean has what one would call “rizz” and call pull most women and gay men. “If I could rate Sean I’d rate him 11/10” - some random tranny named Alex
Man I love Sean bates he is so amazing!
by Mahsee September 3, 2023
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Pizza-bate

When you order a takeaway and believe you have enough time to masterbate and it arrives prematurely.
What are you doing tonight? Think I'm gonna stay in and pizza-bate
by Ginger seb October 27, 2017
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