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bastard house

any place that has its doors open past midnight
After midnight I drove past the gas station and noticed some skirts leaving this bastard house.
by cordygo2helll January 1, 2010
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Prick Ass Bastard

A Sarcastic pain in the ass who gives everyone a hard time. Also, has the ability to turn any phrase heard into a sexual comment. Name given to me, Thanks Jill!
That Prick Ass Bastard turns everything I say into something sexual. What a pain in the ass.
by pstage August 4, 2007
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little bastard

a little bastard is a term of endearment reserved for the offspring a couple that loves each other deeply.
by elmo the super boyfriend May 30, 2010
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Bastardaciousness

to be a bastard with such flair that people cannot help but admire you.
Kyle, showing a level bastardaciousness he didn't know he possessed, refused to have any of Chloe's milkshake. Even though it was better than everyone else's.
by slitterpuff February 28, 2009
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Baser moment

A moment where your average pot head / stoner could sound like a absaloute baser.
Jimmy:"yo Timmy why are you trying those pills man?"
Timmy:"what ever works man, know what I mean?"
Jimmy:"bro, you just had a baser moment, sounded like a crack head man."
by Miketoad March 25, 2010
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Basefris

A disc-based game inspired by baseball. Played on a standard baseball or softball field, the game consists of two teams alternating turns either "hitting" or "fielding", just like baseball.

The pitcher begins by throwing the disc to the opposing team's current hitter, who then must catch the disc (under certain conditions, including distance away, height of the disc, etc.), and, if successful, throws it back into the field, which counts as a hit. If an attempt is made to catch the disc by the hitter, but fails for some reason, then that is a strike. Similarly, if the disc fails to fly into the established zone of height or vertical distance from the hitter, then it is considered a "disc" (a ball in baseball).

The rest of the game is played in a similar manner to baseball. If a fielder catches the disc thrown by the hitter, then they're out. Bases are run just like the ball game too.

The only real difference is if there is no catcher: if the fielding team manages to throw the disc over home plate before the runner on 3rd makes it home, then it counts as an out.
This game of Basefris is quite honestly one of the worst games I have ever played. I feel like my life has no purpose anymore.
by drwatz0n June 8, 2011
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bastard flaps

The labia of a promiscuous woman. Can also be used to generally describe skanky, undesirable pussy-lips.
"Man, I went out with this girl last night, and she had a pair of bastard flaps on her."

"I hate it when a girl forgets to clean her bastard flaps"
by smokythebandit June 1, 2014
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