John the Baptist

A gay or young looking gay man.

Look at that fucking John the Baptists, lets get him!

by Kamix March 7, 2005

Rastafarian Baptism

To douse one in dirty, old bong water.

John perfromed a rastafarian baptism on his passed out buddy

by Savvo Chinski March 24, 2008

baptist

Someone following the beliefs taught in the King James Bible. In no way related to Catholicism, AT ALL! It is not a protestant religion in the fact that protestants come from the catholic church as seperatists. The baptists are the first church started (I. E.- John the Baptist). Believe in salvation by prayer and the Lord's forgiveness, not works. Commonly stick to themselves, buy occassionaly form alliances (I. E.- world Baptist Association.

Man 1: What faith are you?
Man 2: Baptist.
Man 1: Oh, so you're protestant?
Man 2: No! I'm Baptist!!!

by Jesus Loves You April 9, 2006

dark baptism

When 3 or more people engage in surrounding an individual and proceeding to deficate on a selected individual to bath and reborn I to a new light.

Jeff's dark baptism was so lit last night.

by RideMyBeard November 8, 2018

Baptist

Adjective for someone who "doesn't drink" and "doesn't have sex" but gets wasted on fireball and takes it up the ass

Girl A: I thought she was baptist
Girl B: Obviously... can't you tell by the cinnamon on her breath and the scabs on her knees

by BigGail April 28, 2017

John the Baptist

In homage to the new testiment desert wandering honey & locust eating....
John the Baptist is someone who does their own thang, usually leanin on loud so exotic it chirps like locus, while sippin' on pure honey. Naturally, he baptizes all the bad bitches.

All the who'es been slayed by John the Baptist, he baptized them in the name of pussy, honey, weed. And locust.

by Phmns52 February 8, 2014

baptist

Allies of ourselves, the Catholics, in our war against immorality and ungodliness aka *cough cough* gay marriage *cough cough* If you're gonna go to hell for something, it's gonna be that.

Baptists, like us, are a Republican denomination.

If a punk-rocker liberal walked into a Baptist church, he would probably get doused with holy water in an attempt to vanquish his impure ass. The same can be said about Catholic churches.

Righteousness will always prevail.

by The Road Warrior July 26, 2005