Taint Baker

1. One who fails to follow the simpliest directions and acts in the most Taintly Way.
2. One who enjoys the warmth of this taint as he is taking a shit.
3. One who works out and had an abnormal amount of taint sweat.

Dude, Zach was a complete Taint Baker last night.

by Mikes Hunt February 15, 2009

florence grace maria baker

florence grace maria baker is an indented MILF who loves to be a quirky uwu baddie

wow look at that florence grace maria baker

by uwu baddie March 15, 2022

ol' kate baker

The act of walking up to someone randomly and grabbing their boob and/ or racking them.

Jack gave Cindy the ol' kate baker.

by Mt. N. Dewmeh February 10, 2010

Cash Baker

Cash Baker is a tiktoker. He's also super cute and babey. (also has a big cock)

Me:| Ah fuck, Cash Baker is so cute. He's making me OWO.
Rachel: Hell yeah, I'd tap him so hard.

by daddypig69 October 21, 2019

Hannah Baker

Verb.

Usually meaning in a harmful way towards someone, it depends in which way you use it. It can either mean someone rapes you or you kill youreself. It's meaning comes from the show "13 Reasons Why" coming from one of the charaters of the show.

"Go Hannah Baker yourself !" or "I hope someone Hannah Baker's you."

by AnonymousMartinez77 April 15, 2017

Charlie Baker Denver Row

Code name for Cell Block Death Row, the most hardcore cell block in a maximum security prison. This is not a place for the weak - prison rapes and beatings are common. From Ice Cube's song "Check Yo Self." Based on a phonetic alphabet (for example, A = Alpha, B = Baker, C = Charlie, D = Denver, E = Echo, etc).

"They send ya to Charlie Baker Denver Row
Now they runnin' up in ya slow"
-Ice Cube, "Check Yo Self"

by Nicholas D March 13, 2009

brownie baker

One who is about to take a dump.

"Johnny is such a brownie baker, you are sitting by him on the way home."

by Christa_d August 30, 2005