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Badge-Surfing

Badge surfing is the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with multiple woman in a short period of time.
Alex should probably go get checked after all that badge-surfing he’s been doing.
by the_masked_vocabularanty November 15, 2022
mugGet the Badge-Surfingmug.

rent-a-badge

Don't call College of DuPage Public Safety this because the campus is big enough to require it's own police force. Wheaton College public safety are known as the equal to a mall cop as they have no firearms. College of DuPage Police are often driving in marked police cars as they're fully armed and trained on the Off Campus Center across the building. They don't call College of DuPage the college of law enforcement for nothing. They were teaching them how to handle cybercrime in 1997, and the webmasters were training them how to bust pedophiles aka Perverted Justice .
The Public Safety at College of DuPage will joke with you but what ever you do, don't call them a rent-a-badge because they will nail you for slandering a police officer. Wheaton College on the other hand, call them what you want over the events of the Hijab Affair They have a fully functioning Police Department and often carrying a glock for their sidearm choice. According to Wikipedia Public Safety at College of DuPage are known as Campus Police.
by illinoishorrorman August 22, 2018
mugGet the rent-a-badgemug.

BADG

B.A.D.G is a Basic ass drag girl. One who wears too much makeup, is overly dramatic, needs attention, and leaves an imprint on then pillow when you coyote ugly her in the morning. Drinks lots of Starbucks and talks like a valley girl.
Ew that girl is such a BADG. Lay off the makeup and quit being the center of attention. Leave the valley girl accent in the 90’s
by Beau Marcus March 27, 2021
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breast cancer badge

when you grab a random friend's boob for the first time
I just got my breast cancer badge from Jackie today!
by H@nn@ October 13, 2011
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Badge Mentality

The act of doing anything online, be it giving money, buying a certain thing you don't actually need, sending in pictures of yourself doing something stupid, JUST to be assigned a JPEG badge that gets assigned to your account that serves absolutely no purpose whatsoever other than unimpressive bragging-rights
Badge Mentality today has gone crazy, did you know if you don't $100 to SocialMediaCompanyX they give you a "I'm a nice person" badge?
by pswilde October 17, 2022
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Jimmy Savile Badge

UK “honourlong since discredited by the recipients
He wore his Jimmy Savile Badge with pride and tried to remember who was DPP when the Yorkshire fiddler was released from his call…
by Maggie T May 21, 2025
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Blue Badge Wank

A Blue badge wank is achieved when one goes on to a adult cam site and randomly finds an adult with a disability and engages in mutual masturbation.
Mr Ford drank half a bottle of whiskey last night and had his first blue badge experience.
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank
by Dr Form November 1, 2020
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