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Ass Badge

A funny/weird badge of choice awarded to the person getting the most ass in a set group of friends that is agreed to be worn at all times until they are "dethroned" by another member in the group.
by Downtown Girls June 19, 2008
mugGet the Ass Badgemug.

badges

A small metal designed frepatooky that folks wear on their chest to identify themselves as being in a position of authority or importance.
Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 11, 2018
mugGet the badgesmug.

Fat Kid Badge "FKB"

Traditionally a stain earned whilst eating.
"Bro, you got chili on your shirt."

"Yeah, it's going to leave a vicious Fat Kid Badge "FKB", good thing I carry a tide pen."
by Caveman4hire January 18, 2019
mugGet the Fat Kid Badge "FKB"mug.

Badge Surfing

Badge Surfing is the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with multiple different women in a short period of time.

This word combines badge(slang for vagina) and channel surfing.
Alex has been doing a lot of badge surfing since he broke up with his ex.
by the_masked_vocabularanty November 16, 2022
mugGet the Badge Surfingmug.

Honey Badge

honey badger ▼ (figuratively, slang) A person who displays Indifference or disregard for others' attempts in controlling your actions
Dude I'm the greatest honey badger alive, someone yesterday tried to tell me to wear a mask! I didn't even acknowledge his existence! get rekt son.
by Xylar Raphael October 9, 2021
mugGet the Honey Badgemug.
A cop.
That boy/girl next door with a badge loves to bark orders at other boys/girls next door to them.
by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023
mugGet the Boy/girl next door with a badgemug.

no badges

A term stemmed from the video game series 2K meaning that you are bad or negative at an activity or as a person.

Might be also used in the context of your 2k overall out of 100, 60 being the absolute worst.
Jared can't bag that girl, hes a 60 ovr with no badges.
by Creest June 26, 2025
mugGet the no badgesmug.

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