Baby

A stupid little idiot who crys, poops their pants, and pees their pants. They don't even pay taxes! They also kick women in their belly, and when they do it it's fine, but when someone else does it, that's "illegal". Like come on man.

Guy 1: My wife just had a baby
Guy 2: Go get the milk
Guy 1: yeah

by TheRandom5550 May 26, 2023

Baby

Verb to baby
To "baby" someone
To take care of someone as if they were a baby.

He needs to be babied. I will baby him.

by Mining_Fred June 15, 2023

baby

a little idiot that is really annoying and was a result of a broken condom

MAN jacob is a baby

by aqz. July 5, 2023

Baby

Imitation chicken/ chicken alternative

"Mmmm! Delicioso! This grilled chicken tastes like baby, spectacular!"

by Th⬇zzway July 13, 2023

Baby

An anoying susssy little greedy baby about 9 inches tall

ME:Ima play something fun

BABY: ISUBIUSINIUNSUINISUBIBISBUIBSIU WHAT DID YOU SAY
ME:I am gonna play something fun
BABY:*crys because I am playing fun stuff*
10 seconds later
BABY:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE NO GIMME PLAY PLAY

by Cacaman123 July 19, 2023

Baby

What singers call listeners in pop songs. They also sing about romantic topics like love and kissing. Also hearts.

Baby, baby, baby, oh

by ShhShhShh July 31, 2023

Baby

Goats. The animal. Screaming demons who do bothing but eat and shit. And sleep

I want to dropkick a. baby

by Why do i even exist September 29, 2023