1. Hot, tall, Filipino, with a lanyard, and is so hott that you can bake cookies on him!
Not a jerk, really sweet.
2. "Dream Guy"
3. Cutie
Not a jerk, really sweet.
2. "Dream Guy"
3. Cutie
by Alexistupid February 2, 2009
Get the Allen mug.One of the undiscovered Gem of Trance industry. Unfortunately instead of appreciating his quality productions people prefer armin van buuren or tiesto.
guy 1 : Hey you heard Allende's tricky waters ?
guy 2 : Yeah ! that track is the 'shiznit !
guy 1 : Hey you heard Allende's winter leaves ?
guy 3 : Winter leaves ? whats that ? tiesto's new track
guy 1 : n00b
guy 2 : Yeah ! that track is the 'shiznit !
guy 1 : Hey you heard Allende's winter leaves ?
guy 3 : Winter leaves ? whats that ? tiesto's new track
guy 1 : n00b
by Jacovasaur May 27, 2008
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Get the Allen mug.1) A type of hand-rolled cigarette commonly rolled accidentally by inexperienced rollers but sometimes rolled purposefully by veteran ones. Formed by pinching your two thumbs in too hard while rolling your cigarette, the middle remains less densely packed (while either side is much tighter and smaller), leaving the cigarette with a distinct, flattened-isosceles-triangle sort of shape.
The name refers to the house on the title frame of the popular nineties T.V. sitcom, "Home Improvement", in which Tim Allen starred. During the title frame of the intro song, the name of the show is framed in the same flattened triangle shape.
2) That cocaine loving motherfucker from Home Improvement.
The name refers to the house on the title frame of the popular nineties T.V. sitcom, "Home Improvement", in which Tim Allen starred. During the title frame of the intro song, the name of the show is framed in the same flattened triangle shape.
2) That cocaine loving motherfucker from Home Improvement.
Can Tim Allen roll a Tim Allen so fat that even he couldn't smoke it? Trick question. He doesn't smoke anything, not even that crack bullshit. Doesn't even freebase. He just snorts that pure, white, Colombian nose candy.
by AJ Rabaioli October 28, 2009
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Get the alene mug.A fighting Messiah whose capabilities and ultra-human strength exceed those of any being, human or non human in nature. Christopher Allen Gonzalez's true identity and age is unknown though he takes on the form of a teenage male with dark brown hair. He spends his time traversing planet earth, spending the majority of his time winning at everything. Outside of his supernatural physical abilities he also has the ability to control various elements with his mind. He can change the weather in his present environment and change migration patterns of animals by will. After voluntarily offering himself for medical research in 2001 it was discovered that he is capable of using 100% of his brain’s function and over 85% of his bodies muscle fibres. He is capable of re-generating after attaining wounds. He has fought against a number of menacing opponents such as Charizard, Alien, Predator, Neo from the Matrix, those capable of using the Buddhist Palm technique, Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris, all of whom have been mercilessly beaten.See More
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