Asphalt Cowboy

A male prostitute that works truck stops and services truckers.

I stopped off at wild bills truck stop and got some action from an asphalt cowboy before continuing down I-25 to deliver my load.

by Bob Wheeler March 20, 2008

asphyxially

1) The adverb form of asphyxia.

2) A modifier used in reference to humor, showing that something is so humorous that one cannot breathe due to excessive laughter.

2) It was asphyxially funny.

by joy_lukos December 6, 2007

Asphalt Beaver

a track racer prone to crashing.

Man! That guy has wrecked three times in the last month...What an Asphalt Beaver!

by tracktracktrack April 18, 2008

layin' asphalt

To take an extremely large dump( shit, crap, poop) or whatever you want to call it, particularly one that you are proud of in size or color, and then leave it for an unsuspecting person to find whenever the stall is used again.

"Dude, that was a huge dump you took back there! I can't wait til somebody finds it!"

"I know, I was totally layin' asphalt."

by Marshall Gillikin February 16, 2008

erotic asphixiation

The greatest feeling in the world

Last night I experienced erotic asphixiation and it was the greatest thing I've ever felt.

by Frznsoda September 14, 2018

asphalt

slang for asphalt concrete

With the change in seasons, Chicago's asphalt is destabilized and prone to forming potholes.

by The Return of Light Joker April 2, 2008

ashy

a whore . walk into any 4th grade and up classroom , flash a picture of someone named ashy and 100% of the guys and half the girls have slept with her

*walks into 4thgrade classroom* ok who has slept with ashy .

everyone raises hand

by thebestguyever September 29, 2012