Anus cave

When an individual is too much of an asshole and a new term is needed to describe how big of an asshole this individual is.

Guy 1: David just made fun of me for working at Wal-Mart.
Guy 2: but David is unemployed....
Guy 1: He's seriously the biggest asshole i've ever met, he's more than an asshole I can't even describe it.

Guy 2: He's an anus cave.

by CodeAlias July 23, 2014

anus weave

Noun
A large amount of hair on or around the anus.
Anus rear hair butt hole

"Hey, did you guys hear? this guy in my science class has an anus weave!"

by anusweavenumber1 October 14, 2015

dangly anus

when a person's anus becomes so over-used through intercourse it becomes dangly.

Jane Doe has been stuffed in the bottom so many times her tight sphincter has become a dangly anus.

by tizzle sprizzle November 24, 2009

Winter’s anus

The dark hole of winter between Jan 2nd and March 1st where no light shines and everything looks like shit.

I’m ready for Spring and beers outside, I’ve been stuck in winter’s anus for too long!

by Bmckeat April 19, 2021

anus angle

When your anus lines up perfectly with a fart that slips out of your ass unintentionally.

I'm sorry sweetie that my anus angle ruined the moment.

by Nonamergamer October 19, 2015

Gayness in the Anus

Definition 1:When something is so gay you dont even want to talk about it

Definition 2: When gay people do it

Gay people put the gayness in the anus

by Tarley May 2, 2007

Anus blasted

A thrust so hard that it literally feels like a bomb exploded in your anus. Blood is likely to start flowing.

"Dude have you seen Jenny today?" " No, I heard she got anus blasted by Andrew last night." "Oh, damn."

by SwaggleBagger March 14, 2015