anus missile

The art of shitting a fiery turd at lightning speed. Often unexpected occurence, and often very painful. You won't be able to stand up for at least 5 minutes after releasing that bad boy.

"DUDE, I just passed this HUGE anus missile!!"

"That's fucking disgusting"

"It hurt like satan fucked me with a branding iron"

"Good fuck, that sounds ridiculous"

"it was, bro, it was"

by TheSleeperThatHaunts April 26, 2016

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Anus cave

When an individual is too much of an asshole and a new term is needed to describe how big of an asshole this individual is.

Guy 1: David just made fun of me for working at Wal-Mart.
Guy 2: but David is unemployed....
Guy 1: He's seriously the biggest asshole i've ever met, he's more than an asshole I can't even describe it.

Guy 2: He's an anus cave.

by CodeAlias July 23, 2014

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anus weave

Noun
A large amount of hair on or around the anus.
Anus rear hair butt hole

"Hey, did you guys hear? this guy in my science class has an anus weave!"

by anusweavenumber1 October 14, 2015

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pinch anus

When something is super cool, awesome, bad ass or tight.

Bro, lets meet at the brewery, I have to show you my new fixie. That shit is pinch anus.

by WindellsE May 7, 2018

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Sarlacc Anus

When one's prolapsed anus becomes both sentient and shredded into a sort of multi tentacle-esque shape. Wiping becomes a problem. If it isn't a "bloody" mess, it is digesting Boba Fett.

Dude 1: Hey did you see the movie recently with anal dentata?

Dude 2: Yea dude, that was one heck of a sarlacc anus.

by Jeffgoldblum37 April 7, 2022

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