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No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
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WHy is Cisco not answering tilly

He is so I love he won’t answer her 🤣💞
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The answer to life the universe and everything

The answer to life the universe and everything is...
You're really not going to like it 42
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answered 4+4

slang. (v.) Usually starting with a pronoun (e.g. he, she), It is another word for the slang term "ate". The reason for it changing is because of the homophones "ate" and "eight", the answer of 4+4. Other variations such as 2*4, 16/2, 7+1, and 2+6 are also accepted.
Lil Tay answered 4+4 in her new song! 😍😍
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Answerative

The property of answering too much.
Ahmed Shavki is too answerative.
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Answer Shopping

When you ask one person a question and they say no and then you ask another person the same question hoping for them to say yes.
Answer shopping:
Mom can I go out tonight

“No”
“Dad can I go out tonight”
“Yes”
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