Cunt blunt punt stunt

When you punt a blunt up inside a woman's cunt, and then she smokes that blunt, through her cunt, that is a quite a stunt mofo!

I have heard about it, but never seen a cunt blunt punt stunt happen, in person.

by joshfo August 23, 2012

Punting a child out of a window

The action when you get so enraged at a year 7 living on this earth, so you decide to pick them up and punt them through a window. You can’t really explain it. It’s just an impulse. It just happens. You can’t help it. I don’t want to enjoy it but I do

“Shut up Kivin or i’ll Punt from you from a second floor window”
“Stop it stupid year 7 or you’re gonna get punted out that window over there”
“Look Timo, i’m Punting a child out of a window!”

by Shallom69 September 13, 2019

Punt Short People Day

When you don't want to wait for Throw Short People Day

"I can't wait for Throw Short People Day"
"Today is Punt Short People Day!"

by cucoshorty December 24, 2021

Knock-Knock Cunt Punt

When a normal cunt punt is not deemed appropriate for a situation requring the maneuver must to be excuted with a maximum level of stealth refer to the Knock-Knock Cunt Punt. Approach the target and present them with a knock knock joke, once they engage and ask "who's there" proceed to execute a 50 yard cunt punt. This level of deception is immaculate and unavoidable.

Him: "Want to hear a knock knock joke??"
Her: "OFC!"
Him: "Knock Knock"
Her: "OMG OMG WHOS THERE!?!?!?!?!?!??!"

Him: ****Knock-Knock CUNT PUNT*****
Him: "Take that you dick fart!!!!!"

by shmitbzz69 March 10, 2022

Punt

noun
A word for a person of a larger size with a big tough-guy attitude. Usually a ginger, and always accompanied by their "peewee", a small, skinny counterpart that looks to duh "punt" to pelt others.

"That Abbie is such a punt!"
"I'm gonna pelt yuh, Punt!"

by Metro_1206 August 1, 2022

punt

Taken from the sport of football, punting is a passive-aggressive way of delaying an action or an inevitable result. When someone punts, it's usually because they are faced with an uncomfortable situation where they are afraid to give a clear answer, response, or explanation to avoid judgment, ridicule, or scorn.

"I asked Tony if he wanted to hang out, shoot some pool and get a couple of brews. Instead of telling me directly that he really didn't want to go, he punted, saying he needed to ask his wife first. Tony wanted to avoid the uncomfortable situation of possibly hurting my feelings, so he made his wife the scapegoat, because everyone knows what a selfish, possessive bitch she is."

by not for nothing October 27, 2019

Punts

A derogatory slur used to describe someone who resides in Letchworth Garden City, Hertfordshire.

Oi Punts get spoffed drecax proper

by I wish I was a Punts July 19, 2025