anal cleft 

n. the proper legal term for the ass crack

City Councilman: "...and let me further say, that in due consideration of the various statutes, regulations and so forth, addressing the issue, that it is now, and forever should be the case that no person no where in the Daytona Beach area shall expose, in whole or in part, any portion or particle of their anal cleft in such a manner, so has to.....

anal cleft by drpoonandtheteenangels April 28, 2009

anal-glaucoma

another word for taking a sick day from work or school when you really aren't sick

I called work and took an anal-glaucoma day. I'm still hung over from last night.

I took an anal-glaucoma day from school. I just could not see my ass anywhere but home today.

anal-glaucoma by Raina Thomas December 14, 2008

anal bifida 

Anal bifida is an unbelievable defect caused by the incomplete formation of the assholium during proctogenesis. If the anal aperture is freakishly flabby, some portion of the rectum may cantilever like a festive pink party balloon beyond the anal chasm.

Anal bifida is one of the bifidas.

She is gorgeous despite her anal bifida.

Anal bifida: We will find a cure!

anal bifida by rod sewert September 2, 2010

anal syrup 

The whitish stuff that comes out of the anus after an intense anal pounding, provided proper rectum cleansing. Some inexperienced kids might think it's anal cum, but of course that is ridiculous. The opposite of anal mustard.

She surely got fucked in the ass as some anal syrup in her pants showed.

anal syrup by lilijor January 10, 2016

anal jousting butt pirate 

adj; A person (man) who likes to ram other men in the anal cavity with their erect penis.

You sir, are an anal jousting butt pirate.

anal jousting butt pirate by WhiteyMcLC June 19, 2006

anal mount

When a guy skips every base of being intimate and proceeds directly to anal sex.

Guy: Bro, I really like this girl but her breath stinks, so after dinner we just got naked and I anal mounted her.

anal mount by Tedro357 February 18, 2009

Anal hemorrhage

This is the bleeding or hemorrhage(another word for bleeding) from the anus or anal cavity.

Mrs. cherry had an operation a couple days ago to stop her anal hemorrhage.

Anal hemorrhage by xbballbrandon23x July 17, 2009