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Epic Beard Man done bust up my face. Bring the Amber Lamps.
by AthePG February 17, 2010
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Amber

Ambers are usually pale, blonde hair and blue eyes; natural beauties. She is very self conscious and is always thrown into the deep end before she can swim. She's a strong, independent women and if you need with the people she loves you will never see daylight again. She's quite shy at first but opens up eventually. She finds it hard to trust people. She gets really moody sometimes but she only needs food and she'll feel better. She loves food. She is not judgmental at all and is like a counsellor. She's hard to get; she is like royalty and only the best win her heart. She falls hard or doesn't fall at all. Everyone is jealous of her. She's either 100% outgoing and flirty, or 100% shy and nerdy, by either way She makes everyone jealous. She gets on better with boys; she finds no drama with them. She is such a weirdo but that's why everyone loves her. She is the best person you could have in your life.
Person 1 : Dude! You just broke up with Amber?!?
Person 2 : Yeah, Why?
Person 1 : You're missing out now. Amber won't take you back

Kristina : Omg! She's so beautiful! I bet she's an Amber !
Roxanne : Yeah, she's my best friend! Amber is the best person ever!
by A_depressed_potato May 21, 2018
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Alberto Gonzales

Sychophantic former White House counsel, later appointed by President Bush to be Attorney General of the United States. He is notable for being perhaps the country's only AG who has so completely and consistently disregarded the Constitution and Bill of Rights. Alberto Gonzales is infamous for stonewalling Congressional oversight and investigative meetings by repeatedly dodging pointed questions by saying "that's classified." His dismissal of concerns about illegal wiretapping and illegal extraordinary rendition makes him widely regarded as the worst AG in history.
A secret 2002 Justice Department memorandum cleared by Alberto Gonzales argued that laws prohibiting torture do "not apply to the president's detention and interrogation of enemy combatants", and that the pain caused by interrogation must include "injury such as death, organ failure, or serious impairment of body functions — in order to constitute torture." - Wikipedia
by el_che April 25, 2006
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Albertslund

A small town 15 kilometers outside Copenhagen, Denmark.
Known for its many gangsters, ghettoes and many shawarmahouses.

Some hardcore celebs grew up in the town, suchs as; the rap-group Suspekt, the comic Anders "Anden" Matthesen, the very cool singer Amin Jensen, and a few other unknown.

The town is also known under the name "A-town".
He's so hardcore. He must be from Albertslund!
by TheGfromdatown March 23, 2011
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Amber

The cutest most beautiful girl you will ever lay eyes on. She has a personality of gold and so much talent, with amazing art skills, and a great voice. She will take your heart away and has the most majestic eyes ever. Every guy will fall for this girl. Some people hate her and will pretend to be her friend. But she will pretend right back! She will show them who’s boss! She’s the boss level that you’ll never beat!

Amber has so many good friends and treats them all like sisters. Ambers love dessert and have a seriously sweet tooth. For dessert, and for sweetness and kindness! You will be only the most lucky kid to have an Amber in your life.
Rude faker friend: wow that girl is such a brat. Why is she flirting with my crush???
Real amber friend: Maybe she knows he likes her more than you. Maybe she thinks it’s sad that you think that you can compete with her, though that’s not her! You should be more nice to her, she’s the best!!

Boy: yes, I do like amber! Oh her? (Fake friend) I hate her! She has no respect for anyone!
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Amber turd

Amber turd, also occasionally refered to as amber heard, is a gold digging, narcissistic, abusive piece of shit who likes taking shits on her partners beds and blaming it on the four pound teacup yorkies, she got married to Johnny Depp in 2015 and leeched off of his career and abused him, she then wrote an op-ed for the Washington Post claiming Depp was a wife beater, even when she was the real abuser, in 2022 Depp sued her for defamation and won but attempts to make everyone feel bad because her dog stepped on a bee.
Amber turd also assaulted her ex girlfriend, tasya van Ree.
by Yesdaddy123 June 2, 2022
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Amber Turd

The act of scent marking your territory by defecating to ward off enemies.
Person 1: Yo, I hear weird noises outside!
Person 2: Hold on I will go out and amber turd all around the house!
by Sir Adel June 21, 2022
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