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Alfie

Alfie is POGGIES as hell
by HECKER.MAN July 21, 2022
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Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)

dirty stuff. lots and lots of dirty stuff. even if u already *excited* he will still try and make it 100000000 times worse. he is an idiot. he will always try and make you happy and will succeed without trying. he acts as though he has a really big ego and **** but both are inaccurate. he shows insecurities sometimes even though there is nothing fr him to be insecure about because damnnnnnnnnnnn. he is so cute and funny and adventurous. hes so hot too, its distracting. his touch sending shiver and butterflies.
Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)
such an idiot

hot f*cker
i dont like u

god ur annoying, Alfie
i still love ur dumbass
by Alfie(duh) April 27, 2022
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alfie

When Alfie is used as a girl name. This girl is amazing, cool, pretty, genius, funny and also retarded.
Alfie more like geniusfie, yet also a dumbfie
by Jacehobo July 25, 2019
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Alfie

There’s just no explanation.
ok maybe there is:
he is always up for a hug with you even when you have fallen out.
he gives the best hugs ever.
always up to talk or FaceTime.
will always be there for you no matter what.
one in a million.
an amazing friend and you would be lucky to have him.

very very good lucking.

thank you for being there Alfie :)
Girl: “omg, Alfie hugged me yesterday!”

Girls friend: “aww, he’s so sweet!”
by simp for Oscar Iannone November 14, 2020
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Alfie

Alfie is a great guy who is normally very sport and proud of it. He’s super nice and is always there for you no matter what. He’s a really goofy person who could make you smile so easily. Alfie is one of a kind <33
Someone: Omg I met this guy who’s so nice i think i love him.

Me: Let me guess his names Alfie.
by Snakeybrosforlife September 13, 2021
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Alfie

A drug-dealer who doesn’t know how to treat girls
Have you seen Alfie recently, the one who can’t treat girls right
by Alfie Glenn November 24, 2019
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A Naughty Alfie

One who loves to have sex with Lisa Howard every single night. He spunks all over his bangers while Brandon plays xbox.
I Gave Lisa A Naughty Alfie last night
by Dhhdisisbwbegwywyshshshs July 15, 2020
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