Alfie is a great guy who is normally very sport and proud of it. He’s super nice and is always there for you no matter what. He’s a really goofy person who could make you smile so easily. Alfie is one of a kind <33
by Snakeybrosforlife September 13, 2021
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A defence mechanism against Alfie is to take off his glasses. His puny eyes will not stand a chance against this.
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A defence mechanism against Alfie is to take off his glasses. His puny eyes will not stand a chance against this.
Also, small PeePee
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Get the alfie trinder mug.Usually a popular boy, or at least somebody who has a lot of fans. A boy boy, likes some sort of sport and is funny and kind
Girl1 :‘Hey look! There’s Alfie!’
Girl 2 : ‘Wow! He’s so cool!’
A friend of Alfie: ‘Hey wanna play football later?’
Alfie: ‘sure!’
Girl 2 : ‘Wow! He’s so cool!’
A friend of Alfie: ‘Hey wanna play football later?’
Alfie: ‘sure!’
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Alfie is gay.
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