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Ned Wrigley

A curly headed fuck who likes licking grandmas butcracks
Receptionist: "Hello Ned welcome to the retirment home"
Ned Wrigley: "Bring me the buttholes!!"
by Popppooooo December 17, 2022
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Non - Educated - Delinquent

Neds tend to hang around in groups of around 10-20. They are commonly found in Glasgow in places like Possilpark, Milton, Govan and Sighthill. They claim to be part of “Young Teams” which have named like ‘Young Tiny Gringos’ and ‘Young Blackhill Tois’.
Neds tend to wear clothes like Nike Techs and LTs etc. Nedettes like to take the nike tech of the boy that they’re snapping or shagging behind a bush.

Neds enjoy getting drunk in fields or parks etc and like to fling fireworks at people during the autumn/winter months. In summer you will always see many neds at places like balloch or trnsmt. Try not to look at a bed or else they’d try to start a fight with you.
“your such a ned mate.”
Who the fuck dae you think yaer talking tae???”

“Send arse pics”
“Ahaaa i was in yer maws bed last night.”

Yer da sells avon.”
“Mate look at the fuckin state of you you’re a fuckin goff man.”
“Your a mad poofter mate ahhahahahah.”
by kazeeem December 22, 2022
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NED

It can be used as a name but the actual definition means:

Ned
Eats
Di-

Dinner bro ya'll so dirty minded.

But do you know what he eats 4 dinner??
Ned said," Dick is good"
by NedEdd January 8, 2023
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Spider-Ned

The Spider-persona Ned takes when trying on Peter Parker's Spider-Man gear. Usually with his mask.
Peter Parker: Sorry "Spider-Ned", But Spider-Man doesn't need an obese sidekick
by MDawg1491 July 2, 2023
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a "powerful figure" in a minecraft server called MinecraftOnline who got banned off all of its platforms and displays unemployed behaviour by wasting his time buying accounts just to evade
Wow, that guy who just joined was a total ned, what a fool!
by Sonic_Hedgehog September 7, 2023
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Ned is the best in bed ever and got the best penis
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Ned is the best in bed ever and got the best penis
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