Dylan

Dylan is an annoying pain in the ass. He’s always in everyone’s business even when he has nothing to do with anything. He’s funny but really irratating. (sorry too lazy to write more)

person 1: Dylan is annoying
person 2: yes ik

by themosthonestopinion March 12, 2020

Dylan

Dylan s someone who fell off the stairs

Oh he fell? He’s a Dylan isn’t he

by ELLY HII November 23, 2020

dylan

absolute unit

lil pump: yo dylan is a unit.

by dylan the unit May 1, 2020

Dylan

My best friend

Dylan is my bestfriend

by Hwisndnde June 1, 2020

Dylan

Someone who backs the LGBTQ community so passionately that he switches to the “dark side”. Claims he doesn’t like “winky” but admits to being a “pro at willy loving”.

“OMG! That’s Dylan! He definitely loves winky!”

by Shlikaboomboom July 18, 2020

Dylan

The one kid with the weird jokes that nobody likes. Most likely has a bland haircut. Literally everyone hates him.

Can we please not invite Dylan?
Why the fuck is Dylan here again?
Please leave us alone Dylan.

by reeeeeeeeeelmo September 19, 2020

Dylan

He’s a simp

Dylan is a simp

by Jajdjjdkdkdkwkwkaksksks September 20, 2020