A Dirty Mott, AKA Upper Decker, is the disturbing act of defacating in the upper tank region of a toilet. While something of this nature requires superb balance, bowel control and ass-eye coordination, perhaps the most important skill is simply the balls-out willingness to shit in someones toilet tank.
"Good god, somebody hit our toilet with a dirty mott!"
"What the fu..." Blake trailed off in disgust as he realized the brown substance flushing INTO the toilet bowl from the tank was the result of a dirty mott.
"What the fu..." Blake trailed off in disgust as he realized the brown substance flushing INTO the toilet bowl from the tank was the result of a dirty mott.
by the fear boners January 26, 2014
Sex position. When giving head to a girl, rise to your knees and lift your girls bum up with you. Once you have done this roll your girl onto her head so she is in a backwards somersault position looking away from you and hold her there. Place one arm on the back of her hamstrings to keep her legs back and tucked in toward her face, this should leave her bum facing straight up in the air. From here reach around and play with her clit with your other hand, then bury your tongue in her ass, giving the ultimate rimjob. Once achieved, it's as if your pushing the button on a bubbler (her clit) and having a drink (her bum hole) .. She will love it.
"I got drunk and picked up a girl from the pub, the dirty bubbler was born that night in a sexual frenzy in her bed as I am a bit obsessed with giving girls head and rimjobs. I realisesd the world had to be told while driving to work the next day"
by Scottieknowss January 16, 2015
by Tikity December 02, 2017
The act of shitting in a girls pillow case and whipping round the room blindfolded till you hit her.
by P money April 03, 2020
When a girl gets so drunk she sleeps in her simp boy friend bed and he has to sleep on the floor like the bitch he is.
by Shore dog November 02, 2020
The type of guy that will peel the skin from your body and offer it to your mom as a Halloween costume.
There was a time dirty vinnie asked logan why he had a 1.6 gpa and asking girls for head...it was also dirty vinnie who told logan he should use his instead
by Asspotatoes October 03, 2021
A Dirty Nicholas is when you fuck a chick at the top of the stairs and then ride her down the stairs like a toboggan with your dick still in her. Note: the stairs must be carpeted and the carpet must be white.
I gave that bitch a dirty nicholas and now I have to pay to have her nose fixed and her carpet cleaned.
by Scot Harvath March 14, 2018