Ask out your Crush<3

Don’t be a chicken and ask out your crush take a chance.

Ask out your crush<3
Text them “do you wanna date?” see what there gonna say

by Addison409 July 31, 2021

Giving up on your crush💔

Giving up on your crush is hard. And that's ok. But if you're giving up your crush for someone you know likes them too, you don't deserve to feel pain. You deserve the world.

Bestie . "Yea, I really like (your crush)!!"
You. "Oh..!! Haha, simp..!! That's cool..!! I like..(fake crush)!!.."

You. "They'll never like me.. I give up.."

Giving up on your crush💔 is hard and that's ok.

by sensitive_ass_kid September 21, 2021

National Get Your Crushes Number

National Get Your Crushes Number Day is on November 3 (Also known as 11/3) And you better do it because I’m doing it as well!

You: Hey! Can you give me your number?
Crush: Why?
You: Because it’s National Get Your Crushes Number Day!
Crush: Oh, Okay! Here you go!

by bemo! October 31, 2021

Crashing Your Donkey

Crashing your Donkey- This is a much better way of saying I got really really drunk last night. More than likely your Donkey ends up going out in it's apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur. So next time you get trashed please remember not to lose your Donkey and when people ask you what the hell happened to you last night just tell them you crashed your Donkey and walk away. It's a freaking funny way to express yourself in a Donkey hangover kind of way.

10 Common ways to express your self in a Donkey kind of way :-)

Crashing Your Donkey.....

1. I crashed my Donkey.
2. I lost my Donkey in the woods.
3. My Donkey is stuck in the tree.
4. Have you seen my Donkey lately?
5. My Donkey Lost a leg last night.
6. I was humping my Donkey but he fell asleep on me.
7. Donkeys can fly!!! Seen it with my own two eyes.
8. Hi! My name is Donkey.
9. I freaking totaled my Donkey last night
10. I crashed my Donkey into a guardrail and he rolled down the hill into the creek.

by Ron420 January 16, 2010

Crash Your Squad

When someone is new, or hasn't found their group yet, a group lets them hang with them until they make friends.

New Kid: Hey can I hang with you guys?

Squad Leader: Sure, and we made plans for later if you wanna hang
New Kid: Thanks for letting me crash your squad, dude.

by bæAndsquadOnfleek September 25, 2015

*crushes your skull* uwu~

ummmmm

A furry in a game called Bulked Up grabbing a npc by the head
that's it

*Crushes your skull* uwu~
I need a therapist

by foxy_6471 February 22, 2022

Crashed your pony

To wreck or destroy someones hopes or dreams.

To make one loose his train of thought.

Dude! You crashed my pony!
Ha! I crashed your pony!

by albacoffie March 24, 2011