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suck me off with a condom on

when you pull up to a rich spoiled basturd and he wont have sex cause hes a pussy so he throughs a condom out the window so it seems as if he had sex but reall y his tiny titted girlfriend sucked him off with a condom on!!
aww shit, suck me off with a condom on

u say it when something bad happens
by a gigantic virgin July 30, 2008
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Screw me sideways with a nail gun

An exaggeration stemming from the term 'Fuck me sideways...' and adding the verbal irony of the words 'screw' and 'nail' as references to sex. Used as an exclamation in response of surprise, anger, etc.
"You what?! Well screw me sideways with a nail gun..."

"Screw me sideways with a nail gun... I got another ticket..."

"Screw me sideways with a nail gun! That freaking hurt!"
by Korana Constantine December 9, 2008
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suck me off with a condom on

when someone that thinks he is a bad ass wants to get on his girl friend and he makes this whole elaborate plan to have his friends sneak up on him while he is having sex, to show everyone that hes a "man". When what is really happening is that he has his girlfriend suck him off with a condom on!! wow
you say it when something bad happens like-
aww shit suck me off with a condom on
by gigantic virgin May 23, 2006
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Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

When something is going on and you're stressed and you would just rather die
Teacher: you will have to do exercises from 1 to 50
Me under my breath: Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip
by Smarty-Marty September 10, 2019
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make me one with everything

"Make me one with everything", the mystic said to the pizza chef. Need I say more?
by Fearman April 11, 2008
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killing me softly with words

Not about eating pussy get your mind outa the gutter you little fuck
They are killing me softy with their words killing me softly with words
by Yourpostman September 27, 2020
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hit me up with your digits

This means give Allyssa your phone number and do not punch her in the face up into the sky!
New phone, new number. Hit me up with your digits!
by allygatortears June 3, 2014
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