Carl Wheezer

The all-mighty croissant overlord, as well as the man who will get Jimmy's Mom.

Has 578 allergies, but can still eat ANYTHING.

Hey, Jimmy's mom? Carl Wheezer is pretty fine eh?

by Shrek_The_Second May 8, 2023

chuck a brown wheezer

to fart; to be flatulent; to contribute to the low-atmostpheric supply of methane and, to lesser extents, hydrogen by expelling said gases through one's anus (usually in mixed company)

My grandma used to chuck a brown wheezer every time she got really nervous.

by Matt Turner October 1, 2006

wheener

sloppy thing attached to your balls and it’s probably small

me: your wheener is small
you: I know

by Minatosyourmom September 28, 2021

One-Wheeled Haystack

Something you just can't believe.

You're not gonna believe this... it's a One-Wheeled Haystack!

by FreethinkerRyan January 20, 2011

Wheeled

When you are feeling tired, but you havn't quite got to the part where you can instantly fall asleep.

Guy1 "I'm extremely tried man"
Guy2 "Don't you mean you're wheeled?"
Guy1 "Yes, I'm wheeled as bro"

by Froda March 24, 2011

four-wheeled-fornicator

...the Vanulator's nickname.

Oh my GOD! That's the Vanulator, you know it is also known as the four-wheeled-fornicator!

by AmabokoT4 March 15, 2009

Wheelerism

A term used to describe non compliance with computer programming standards. Commonly used to describe poor encapsulation in Java class and method names but its use can be expanded for use in everyday life to cover anything that demonstrates poor design and lack of forethought...

Some examples :-

Bag bag = new Bag();

Public void bag()

ORDER_LINES_NBR

Hashtable (a Sun Microsystems wheelerism)

by jgimp September 24, 2003