A Wesley

an obese, obnoxious, socially inept neanderthal who enjoys poaching and irritating everyone around him

When someone is an uninformed d-ck most would say he's being an A Wesley...

by chicoblows March 15, 2010

A Wesley

Driving way too drunk, even though all of your friends told you it was a horrible idea.

Hey man i just pulled a Wesley to the NEX, so your two shots of white rum don't impress me.

by A wesley April 22, 2017

Ching Chong Wesley Tong

Some Gay Cunt

Bing bong ling long ching chong Wesley tong.

by ChingChngWesleyTong November 19, 2018

Wet Wesley

When a person, especially one named Wes, attempts to give a girl of large girth, often a girl who is colloquially known as a "dike," a lap dance while the said muff diver is in the process of peeing.

Last time I drank, I had way too many and tried to give a big lesbian a Wet Wesley.

by RandyIsTheDevil December 22, 2010

The wesley

The lowest form of any human being, usually referred to as a racoon or an ape. This being is amazingly smelly, and has the ability to be soo black that he is white.

The wesley

by Wesleygotboyd January 16, 2009

Mayor Wesley

Wesley, mayor of Georgia.

"Mayor Wesley is letting the wildlife burn again."
"Yeah, that's part of his conservation policy."
"Conserving what?"
"Shits he gives."

by WesleyTheMayor October 4, 2008

Elise Wesley

The bomb, the prettiest girl around, sticks up for all her mates & is awesome :D Also, she should give Ellen cookies ;) GO ELISE WESLEY <3

person one: Omg, Elise is sooo hot
Person two: oh, i know ;) i so wish there were more Elise Wesleys around

by Ellemjo December 7, 2010