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Dutch clock weights

When performing the 69 with the guy on top as he lowers himself down his scrotum rests on the bridge of his birds nose and a bollock falls into either eye socket,
Fat bird that you wanna eat but dont know or dont wanna try taking the wait of this big fattie on ya chest,
so you give her the dutch clock weights in the eyes,
as seen on a grandfather clock the winding weights on the chain that hangs down,
by james Venom August 21, 2006
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punching above your weight

A person that is with someone a lot less hotter than themselves .
kev with your big nose and gammon ears you are punching above your weight going out with natasha...like well above. that girl is hot.
by Kevsbiatch January 27, 2015
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shake weight

verb, noun, -shake weighting, -shake weight

-verb (shake weighting, shake weight)
1. to talk about another person in awe.
2. to kiss up to another person.
3. to be on someone's 'jock'.

-noun (shake weight)
1. an ignorant person
-verb examples
1. Even though the man was twice the player's age, he was shake weighting him for his autograph.

2. Some people like to shake weight other people that outclass them.

-noun examples
1. Don't listen to that clown, he's just a shake weight.

Origin:
R. Santana by way of Tenth-Rick.
by Tenth-Rick October 21, 2010
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prison weight

The weight which one might be expected to gain while incarcerated, typically stored in the torso, while appendages remain emaciated. Body type typically exasterbated by meth amphetamine use and pabst blue ribbon.
Despite the fact that Amy Winehouse's husband was incarcerated, she ended up gaining the prison weight.
by pljones February 23, 2009
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holiday weight

the weight you gain when you burge during the holidays.
I lost all my holiday weight by spending ten hours in the gym.
by Vanity_$ December 30, 2008
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Cop For Weight

Pay for the actual weight of a drug rather than getting a cut off the price.
Shit, Brody has some good skag, I mean it is DY NO MITE. Only thing is, if your trying to snag a piece you will have to cop for weight.
by Sam Cassidy June 16, 2008
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healthy relationship weight

When she eating good & getting good dick from her nigga
by Tugktx May 29, 2016
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