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Titty Wednesday 

Titty Wednesday

Titty Wednesday day occurs every tuesday. During the 24 hour time period, women are allowed to show their boobs without being criticized. The weekly holiday has its roots in Twitter, is now celebrated in all forms of social media, & even via text message.
Good Morning! Happy Titty Wednesday.
“ Happy Titty Wednesday , can i see your breast
Titty Wednesday by vaczgo August 25, 2021
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Wacky Wednesday 

When the strange and bizarre things happen, but only on a Wednesday!
Son: “why is that man in stormtrooper armour riding a broomstick while being chased by a clown with a chainsaw”

Mum: “because it’s Wacky Wednesday dear!” *proceeds to dunk on the child*
Wacky Wednesday by Spectre6279 December 1, 2021

Waste-of-Life Wednesday 

Getting shit-faced on a Wednesday due to drink specials at numerous bars even though you know you have responsibilities like work or school the next day.
I know I have class tomorrow, but it's $2 Margarita night. I love Waste-of-Life Wednesdays!

Shoot Your Shot Wednesday 

Shoot your Shot Wednesday, the fourth Wednesday of every month, is meant to be a day for everyone to shoot their shots. If you have been unsure about whether to shoot your shot, you should wait til Shoot Your Shot Wednesday, as the stars will be aligned for the highest likelihood of success.

Should you shoot your shot and get shot down, there's always next month!
"Dude, I've been wanting to ask this girl to hang out so bad but I don't know if she will be interested"

"Just wait for Shoot Your Shot Wednesday, if she ever says yes, it'll be then"

Double shower Wednesday 

A day were after your shower, you can go ahead and take another one later...
“Hey have you had a shower yet”
“Yea bro...”
Welp today is double shower wednesday, gotta take another one...”

Existential Crisis Wednesday 

Every wednesday, you have an existential crisis. or every other wednesday.
It's Existential Crisis Wednesday! Oh god...

Choke the Homies Wednesday

Every Wednesday you surprise the homies with a loving choke
Jim walked up to Bob

Jim chokes Bob
Bob moans

Jim exclaims Choke the Homies Wednesday