Warm Pig

When you put your penis in a hot pocket and have someone eat it off your burnt dick.

"Dam my girlfriend gave me a warm pig last night. My dick got third degree burns but it was worth it."

by hotm0m_2007 October 26, 2015

warm piss

A bad/cheap alcoholic beverage, generally with a low alcohol content

Did you try that disgusting microbrew i told you about?
Yeah man, it’s warm piss. Whoever made it must’ve just left some wheat grain in dishwater for a week.

by Atreides, Leto March 11, 2020

Warm entry

When engaging in anal sex the receiver farts as the givers penis enters the anus, resulting in a warm gas on the head

As I put my dick in her ass she farted and I had a warm entry

by Gdropguts December 11, 2016

A warm welcome

When you put your neighbors doorknob up your ass and shit so that theres a turd engulfing the knob

Susan down the road gave me a warm welcome this morning

by Where are my fingers July 10, 2021

Warm spatch

A warm area on a chair/sofa/seat that has remained warm from the person before you's body heat.

Dad you can't ask me to move I've built up a warm spatch

by Spicegoat October 26, 2013

warm wetzel

When your partner eats a large Domino's Pizza, then takes their rectal opening and presses it against your belly button and proceeds to explosively defecate over your entire midsection.

Ciera, I just ordered an extra sausage suprise pizza from Domino's, think you could give me a warm wetzel?

by willycosby69420 September 21, 2023

Warm Ones

Lighting up a joint smoking weed

Yo lets go light some warm ones!!!

by -Daniel September 5, 2017