world of warcraft

The highest form of birth control

I was going to bang him,. but he played world of warcraft

by qunt December 8, 2013

world of warcraft

I would just like to direct this entry to all you guys who play this shitty ass game. Let me give you a little example of what this pointless internet game can do to your already pathetic lives:

I have been stranded on an island for my summer vacation for about a week now, no internet, no cel phone signal...
Only today my phone picked up a signal, and i called my boyfriend to explain to him why i had missed all his calls. This is the the fucking answer i get:
" Hey honey, usually i would hang-up the phone to talk to you, but im playing with all my guild members, we are in a really tight situation and i cant just say good-bye without them getting pissed at me."
Oh really?? well guess what? fuck you and your fucking world of warcraft, because im not waiting around for a fucking asshole who cares more about some fucking virtual friends than about his girlfriend. Maybe you can find a way for your guild buddies to fuck you pal. See you when you are 80, in debt, and alone jackass.
love,
me

by Michell July 7, 2006

Persian Warcry

During cunnilingus, the act of shoving one's face into the partner's vagina, moving the head side to side and making a LI-LI-LI-LI noise like a towelhead as loud and fast as humanly possible.

n. So Farrokh, did you give Jillian the old Persian Warcry last night?

v. Hell yeah, I Persian Warcry'd the hell outta that bitch.

by TNA_GT May 13, 2006

world of warcraft

A fantasy land for people who were beaten up in grade school.

A life sucking, legal drug.

A place for nerdy liberal lovers to inflate their ego, although they themselves are losers.

A gathering of nerdtards who have no future as far as money, success, girls (or men for a large portion), or life.

A game for inbred homos to take their anger out on dwarves and orcs ( the anger usually contracted by some real person just kicking their ass...or their mom grounding them)

Ben is such a nerdy loser because he plays world of warcraft.

Mom leave me alone! I'm going to be in my room playing WOW and you can't come! I'll kill you with my Paladin! (begins to cry)

Hey! Nerd! I'll kick your ass because you play world of bitchnerds...Come here (begins to beat the nerd about the face until he is bloody and crying)

by Radwolf August 23, 2006

World of Warcraft

An MMORPG game often mistaken to be the world's best game mainly because it has 6 million users. It also has many elements of other MMORPGs. Any time you type in MMORPG on a search engine, World of Warcraft will pop up 75% of the time. Just as it is fun, it also ruins social lives.

<Player> Dude, I just beat this really hard boss on World of Warcraft and I gained four levels!
<Friend> And I care for what reason?
<Player> 'Cause WoW kicks ass!
<Friend> Riiiigggghhhttt...I think I'll just go outside now, and you know, LIVE.

by Shades McGee May 25, 2006

world of warcraft

a World Full of Nerd's troll's and. Midget's a place to Gather The oddest Wierdo's of Society n Talk about the the most Un-Usefull Thing's
They Only Have a Job to Support there WOW Gameing n Equipment.

( world of warcraft )WOW Did you do a Raid to Get The Queer Relic from The Butt Troll & Some Gay Gold to make you're Character even 20X more Gayer Then Last Night'

by Tommy/Jared February 26, 2009

warchamp

some griefer who writes sloppy code

<Phonechamp7> !hd pickle
<Phonechamp7> Fuck you phone

Phonechamp7 is warchamp

by thepickleman December 23, 2012