The Best Part of Waking Up

Is Peepa in your butt!

Can be used when waking up both men and women, sing them a little jingle. "The best part of waking up, is peepa in your butt!"

by Wan Lee March 19, 2010

waxing the desk

To wax the desk is to butt fuck someone doggy style and then when your done smear your rod all over the top of their ass.

Bill: Hey man did u score last night with that chick from the bar???

Jim: Hell ya, i even waxed her desk!!!

Bill: Damn i love waxing the desk...

by master desk waxer April 17, 2009

Global Warming

a gradual increase in the overall temperature of the earth's atmosphere generally attributed to the greenhouse effect caused by increased levels of carbon dioxide, CFCs, and other pollutants. Also, some dipshits think this is fake, it's not, it's as real as your mom.

Anti-Science Boi: Oh hi! Seen the news?
Bobby: Yeah, global warming sucks
Anti-Science Gay-Lord: gLoBaL wArMinG fAkE!111!!

by gay-star-lord July 20, 2021

Talk about global warming

1: Talking about the heating of the world that is supposed to be caused by humans

2: Going to go have sex

"Romeo and Juliet are going to talk about Global warming after they get married."

by Starriss Lunariss April 25, 2008

wating

Like eating ... but better.

Last night, I was wating a hamburger, and it was really good.

by aynisha December 30, 2004

waking the cadaver

BRUTAL ASS DEATHCORE! NIGGER!

brutal ass nigger: hey, bitch. have you heard of waking the cadaver?

Bitch: noway, that sounds violent. i like nickleback and sellout boy... i mean fallout boy.

brutal ass nigger: well shit, bitch! wanna buy some cocaine?

by mattzula January 13, 2009

Waxing the turtle

To consume larger quanities of marijuana at one time. To polish the "green".

Timmy and i just got done "waxing the turtle".

by drhandbanana May 29, 2010