Taming the wookie

Making a retarted girl climax until she makes the sound of a female wookie.

Hey Dude! Remember that chick we saw at the restaurant that looked like Corkey from the TV show Life Goes On? Well I brought her over to my house and was taming the wookie all night long!!!!

by Bro-mance March 5, 2009

wooskie

To set one up for failure or embarassment either intentionally or unintentionally

I set my dude up for the wooskie when I gave him the shaken up can of beer when he was wearing his nice wife beater.

My best friend set me up for the wooskie when he set me up on a date with a woman with three inch long nails knowing I liked my prostate massaged.

by CD's Nutz August 17, 2009

The hood it not working

What Thai restaurants post on their door to signify a temporary closure of the restaurant. If the manager is out, hood translates to 'head' thus giving more definition to the concept itself. Additionally, the 'it' is a philosophical reference to the state the 'hood' is in. To fully comprehend such sign, read it as "The HEAD IS not working"

Manager/owner is out of town on business for a few days and there is nobody to take over the job. Restaurant will post sign reading: The hood it not working"

by Amale O. November 14, 2007

wonkish

Wonkism, which is the design of policy solutions that are too complex and subtle for the victims -- er, I mean the public, to understand.

"Clinton is taking a more wonkish view on how to deal with world questions."
From: US News & World Report
Gore's speech must tame his wonkish side and show zeal.
From: SF Gate.com

by Mrs K September 27, 2005

dead wookie

A large and foul smelling turd of mythical proportions.

I just did a dead wookie an I'm too scared to go back into the bogs to flush it!

by Container September 25, 2003

Wookie Plan

An attempt at subterfuge that entails using one party member as a prisoner of the other two (or more) where the non-prisoners appear to be members of the group they are infiltrating and the prisoner is unable to assume such a guise.

There's no way you could pass as a storm trooper, we're going to have to go the wookie plan.

by Scott Nelson September 25, 2005

Wookie Call

To vomit harshly from a moving vehicle. If heard from outside it might sound like Chewbacca's yell.

1."What was in that chilli? Slow down and open the window. I think it's time for a Wookie Call."
2."Did you hear that Wookie Call when the bus went by?"

by The Riftalope March 31, 2007