wood brushing

When someone brushes their teeth with their own or something eles fatty cock

Dam that bićh wanted to try something new but I never would have guessed wood brushing

by Swaggy pete July 17, 2020

wood slanga

Slanging dick. A hard dick. Anything that pertains to using a dick sexually

My man is a certified wood slanga

by Kikaloo February 18, 2022

Wood pussy

A man who lives in a shed that loves the cock.

I went to freeville to fuck a wood pussy and he locked me in his shed .

by The lábinator May 24, 2023

Wood Duck

1. A fart
2. A creature that is often heard but is never seen
3. The sound made from a persons rectum after eating four or more plates of all-you-can-eat-ribs

Carly: " WHAT WAS THAT!!!, Travis did you fart?"
Travis: "Nope, there must be a wood duck under the table"

by Chris RezNet November 19, 2006

wood pusher

What a fruit booter says when he is out of insults, cuz their gay.

fruit booter: (oh crap im out of insults)...you wood pusher.
Skater: (hes out of insults ill just skate away before he cries)

by DrunkenPriest June 1, 2004

wood sex

Watch out for splinters!

I'm gonna have wood sex, get the tweezers pls.

by yourmotherson April 14, 2009

wood nigger

One of Native American descent, "Indian." Common names include "injun" and "red skin."

Notorious for complaining about how the white man supposedly stole their land with their magic boom sticks, when in all reality their worship and love of the woods, and therefore namesake, made them all pussies thus leading to their demise.

Man: Lets go to the casino on the reservation.
Other man: No thank you, I dont want to fund those wood niggers drinking habits.

by Injun Jim January 5, 2009