wireless mouse

The stupidest fucking invention ever because it runs on batteries and dies too quick, causing you to slam it repeatedly until its broken and all there's left to slam is your head into the desk.

I have no incentive to go get a real computer mouse because I have this useless wireless mouse with dead batteries right here.

by definingmyworld November 4, 2008

Longcat vs Widedog

The eternal struggle.

Longcat vs Widedog should be made into a movie where they just end up killing each other.

Widedog is WIIIIIIIDE. Longcat is LOOOOOOOONG.

by WillRKewl October 13, 2009

pull wire

to jerk off. (wank, masturbate)

STOP pulling wire

by POLEmaster October 11, 2003

under the wire

undetected,not getting found out,

I kept under the wire

by G Ma May 1, 2006

Wire Fu

what lames call hung fu

When we were leaving the theatre after seeing that movie 'Slouchin' Liger Skid and Drag-on' this lame behind me was like 'That was some awesome Wire Fu!'... so I showed him what Hung Fu is all about and delivered a triple axle roundhouse kick to the side of his dome, but only after I hovered in mid-air for about 2 and a half seconds.

by Bonnie -aka: Bonita DLP -aka: Pony Power February 15, 2005

WIRE SPIDER

The WIRE SPIDER is the spitefull itch that only occurs in your anal area especially when you are in a long que at the bank or supermarket etc... Where you have absolutely no chance of a sly scratch without incurring your fellow quists disgust!! Ouch!!

Friend seen clenching, buttocks, together and squirming in supermarket que. With a very pained facial expression. "Whats the matter my friend?" you ask. "Im having a wire spider attack, mate" he replies, You leave, discreetly. Chuckling, as you go...

by Loopy Legend May 22, 2009

wirefish

Probably the last active skeleton girl, that isn't an alt, on Endless Online.

Panda and Skeleton skin are limited edition skins and were only available for 2 days.
Pandas are more common then skeletons, but the most common skin is the unlimited human skin.

nub: z0mg where u get that skin
skeleton/panda: Magic.
nub: u lying
skeleton/panda: I know. ;D

wirefish teh only girl skele owns!

by shut me up December 27, 2008