whack day

Another nickname for Wednesday, similar to Hump Day.

Next Whack Day, everyone's getting together at my place for some Rum Punch.

by b and v August 4, 2007

whack me off, buddy

whack me off, buddy is what a guy says to his jack-off squire whenever he wants a hand-job.

Matt always says " whack me off, buddy" when he wants me to jack him off!

by USAF Cadet August 8, 2021

whack the crack

A term used to describe to the act of female masturbation. Useful as a delicate description or an obscene insult. Perhaps derived from the male version of "whack" off.

Grandma, does it drip when you whack the crack?

by JB February 27, 2005

whack M.C.

One who peddles whack rhymes around your hood. see also jibberish

"Chad be a whack M.C.."

by Joey! January 22, 2004

Whack Shack

1) A make shift lean-to made in ones bed room out of blankets, chairs, pillows, and the bed itself, where one masturbates in privacy.

2) A covered shower in a locker room where one wanks.

whack procedure:
Get in
Get off
Get out

1) Everyone knows what my roommate is doing when he is skyping his girlfriend and brings his laptop into his whack shack.

2) The quarter back swears hes straight, but hes not fooling anyone when he suggests drilling a glory hole into our locker room whack shack.

by Mr. Billy Shears February 17, 2009

Whack Attack Syndrome

When a person attempts to reason a point they have with completely false evidence or something they had just made up.

Zack had a severe case of Whack Attack Syndrome when he wouldn't let us in his basement for no reason at all.

Jeff had W.A.S. when he said Matt didn't have a chance with Kelsey when Jeff didn't know anything.

by paka322 May 4, 2009

Whack pack

Usually sold at 7-11 or other convenience stores, a whack pack is a collection of outdated porn magazines, usually three or four to a pack, wrapped in plastic, and sold at a discount.

While preparing for a marathon jerk-off session in his hotel room, John stopped by the local Quickie Mart and bought himself a whack pack.

by Ludditeright June 2, 2013