The Morritt Wash

Not enough time for a bath or shower? Let me introduce you to "The Morritt Wash"

Simply jam the toilet door with a shoe, take off all your clothes and generously wipe down your arsehole, armpits and gooch with an over-used B.O ridden flannel.

You are now clean to get on with your day of farting that furiously that you have to check you haven't shit yourself on numerous occassions, much to the disgust of your colleagues.

9.20am, Architect Office, Morritt runs in out of breath

"Just had to run from the car park"

*Opens all windows and turns on fan*

"Feeling too warm in here, i was on a conference call in my car for last hour thats why i had to run from the car park.....time for The Morritt Wash"

by megatarsal1 November 27, 2012

polish mouth wash

When a polish man waits to ejaculate or have sex for 46 weeks so his cum is locked loaded and ready, cums into the mouth of a teen male or female large enough to fill a entire mouth because of the back up he endured in his sex life. The technique helps give the teens fresh breath and no cavities.

He Sondra your breath smells great! "Yea my uncle Radis said he was waiting so long to give me some polish mouth wash. I had some this morning from him"

by Gary chalker May 13, 2017

Redneck Car Wash

When you wash your entire truck with the window cleaning squeegee at the gas station.

Hey Rick do you see that guy right there giving his truck a redneck car wash?

Yeah Lizz, so much for cleaning your windows, unless you have 45 minutes to wait for the squeegee?

by Redzz75 September 20, 2019

white wash

Someone who is looked at as leaving behind or neglecting their culture and assimilating to a white, western culture.

That exchange student has really been white washed

by Ten10am April 20, 2006

Wonka Wash

A fantasy machine in the movie 'Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory' that can make a car drenched in whipped cream squaky clean in a matter of seconds. Is also called 'Hsaw Aknow'.

"What was that we just went through?"
"Hsaw Aknow."
"Is that japanese?"
"No, it's 'Wonka Wash' spelled backwards."

by k00ld00d321 April 18, 2005

helmet wash

When a female cant deep throat, she just slobs the head.

Yo matt when your girl gonna give me a helmet washing

by C-UNIT September 16, 2003

gentlemans wash

the washing of the male member in the sink usually in the toilets of a pub/club before the act of sex with a one night stand or a 10 pint princess

i've just pulled best go freshen up and have a quick gentlemans wash in the bog

by the real SteveB November 15, 2007