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van helsing

one who goes after ugly women at night while intoxacated and wakes up feeling like he spent the night hunting for monsters
"what happend last night, and why do i feel like van helsing"
by clint February 23, 2005
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Van Rompuy

Herman van Rompuy. The prez of the European Union. A man who was charged with having the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk by Nigel Farage. Also used to describe someone with a complete lack of charisma; sometimes referred to by the British press as Rumpy-Pumpy.
'So what do you think of the new math teacher?'
"Oh man, he is such a Van Rompuy."
'W0rd.'
by Valonqar March 28, 2010
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Van Camp

1)To have large amounts of sand in the vagina; whine about everything.

2) To not pull your weight, but feel entitled to everything.
1) He is Van Camp-ing about having to work during the day, when we was on the night crew

2) Even though he doesn't work, he feels he should get a promotion. What a real Van Camp
by Super Tango February 6, 2010
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van l

Van L is a slang word for coffee savvy people to use in replacement for Vanilla Latte.
Coffee Drinker: Can i please have a 'Van L' with almond milk.
3 minutes later..
Coffee Barista: A 'Van L' for Grace!
by SenorThickiVicki April 30, 2019
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Van Wert

A small town in Northwest Ohio situated in a senic cornfield with several historic buildings (translated: Old as Shit) where only a few cool people live.
"I live in a small town."
"Oh you mean a Van Wert? No one knows where it is located on a map?"
"Yep, thats the one!"
by Beat Girl January 28, 2009
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Dummy Van

A Full sized family van that Town bosses stunt out and put on 22's, dvd's, candy paint, spinners,woofers, etc. We call it the "Dummy Van" because you can go pick up a van load of yo potnas and ride around all night in the van and go Dumb!!
We rode around in the Dummy Van all night
by The Sensei May 13, 2005
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The party van

Slang for the FBI
by Anonymous19912013 September 12, 2021
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