valentines day

1)a day to make single people feel like s***!!!

2)you know ... not everyone has a significant other to celebrate with!! l:(

girl 1: i hate valentines day

girl 2: yeah it makes me lonly

girls 1&2: (sigh)

by <3 <3 love me<3 <3 February 12, 2010

valentina

1. adj
A woman that uses men for her own purposes making them think that they have some sort of relationship with her, and dumps them when they become useless.

2. n
A very popular mexican hot sauce.

1. She used me to get her homework done and then when I told her that I felt something for her she dumped me like a Valentina.

2. Woa! This Valentina sauce is so hot!! Bring me the extinguisher!!

by someone in the otherside July 24, 2006

valentine's day

a day when ugly people feel even more ugly and want to commit suicide.

See also LOVExx

ugly girl: hi, u wanna be my valentine?

guy: foook you, you're a fuckin munter!

*slits wrists*

by munter February 14, 2004

Happy Valentines Rose

Have a Happy Valentines Day !!

From Trebor, February 14, 2005 Monday

by heartthrob February 10, 2005

valentine's daby

A person who was born in November as the result of their parents having had a romantic Valentine's Day.

My birthday is in November. I'm a Valentine's Daby.

by alt99 January 21, 2010

Valentino

A really handsome DUDE.He will dominate any girls feelings and us a gr8 kisser.Valentinos usually date people who are not afraid to be true to ppl,and show there real personality.Also who like to smash🍆💧💧👌👈

(Drools)
Sophia:omg,is that VALENTINO?!
Random gurl:WHERE😆
HOARD OF GIRLS:OMG UR SO CUTE
VALENTINO:ummmm
All girls:Fuck me Daddy?!
Valentino:kkk
All girls:(doggy position)
Tino:squelch
All girls:uugjh
Sophia:Fuck me hard daddy
Tino:kkk
Sophia:kiss me💋
Tino:k
💋
(Ten minutes later)
Tino:aahh
Sophia:(gets undressed)Ready for another round?
Tino:yeh
Sophia:(starts lapdancing)
THE END by the wae search sophia in the urban dictionary,das why i chose her

by Yungrichnigga February 28, 2018

valentine's day

1) A painful and miserable holiday invented by women to make them feel good about themselves. Much like Mother's Day, except for all females.

2) A holiday where you will most likely regret every action you perform, no matter the outcomes of those actions, performed or otherwise.

I don't have to worry about Valentine's Day because I'm going to a concert.

by EnerJax February 1, 2004