Vacuum

On a very cold weather, a man's ballsack sucks into a size of a small plum. If sucked in too much it begins to hurt and the male is unable to walk.

Dave: Oi Bob, it's fucking cold out here.

Bob: Fuck me, help me out will ya just got vacuumed.

by Meowpop February 13, 2017

Vacuum

A cleaning machine that sucks everything off of your messy floor and seemingly teleports it to another demension, at least until you have to empty it.
2. The most effective method of surprise for your household pet.

Man, how did your vacuum teleport everything on your floor to another dimension?

by Moocow51 August 22, 2017

Vacuum

When a girl sucks in while sucking a dick.

My girlfriend just vacuumed me.

by Penis Fucker Parker December 12, 2021

Vacuum

What Stewie really said to Brian in that episode of Family Guy. Brian thinks he said fuck you so he goes and tells on him.

Stewie: Fine! Well you have extra sensitive hearing so hear this! *mouths vacuum*
Brian: I'm telling.
Stewie: I said vacuum!

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx April 8, 2020

Vacuum Jousting

The competive sport of vacuuming. Vacuum Jousiting is a sport in the Midwest.

Yo bro, are you going to the vacuum jousting tournament next Friday? I heard Shoot, Van Barber will be there. He’s the Vacuum champion

by B PUN August 31, 2018

vacuum cleaner

an electrical device that uses suction to collect dust particles and other shit

hey, nerd remember when Uni Cornelius got his dong stuck in a vacuum cleaner

by zoosmell poolord April 28, 2023

Vacuumable

When wanting to know if something on the floor can go up the vacuum.

Hey, do you know if this thing on the floor is vacuumable?

by Misty Partly Cloudy December 17, 2020