battle of the twinkies 

A horrible battle in 2004 where there was a shortage of twinkies, so every woman named Jemima went to the twinkie warehouse and they fought a bloody battle. The Jemimas lost against the Cleophus's.

Man! I haven't seen this much carnage since the battle of the twinkies.

battle of the twinkies by CHI-FOO January 24, 2005

twinkie vixen 

An asian girl who think she's white. Yellow on the outside and white on the inside. She wears glasses, puffy bubble black or white North Face Jacket, baggy t-shirt and tight jeans. Also wears 5 inch thick shoes, girly colored sneakers or designer clothing. Can sometimes be seen wearing DKNY, Abercrombie, or Aeropostale. Most likely carries a women’s backpack.
Loves Japanese cartoons i.e. Hello Kitty, sailor moon

twinkie vixen by Gunny CG February 13, 2003

Twinkie Peeper 

The term used for a guy who likes to peep other guys packages but pretends he's a Derick and dates girls.

Or a multipurpose term for anyone you don't like.

Or a term of endearment for your closest friends.

Or what you call your Professor behind his back.

Dear Diary,

Today Jeff made me go to a dirty pool party.
What a twinkie peeper.

Twinkie Peeper by Booty signer April 11, 2011

twinkie patch 

SOMETHING SOMEONE PROVERBIALLY FALLS INTO AND EATS THEIR WAY OUT. ANOTHER WAY OF CALLING SOMEONE CHUBBY OR ROTUND.

Wow!!! Bob sure is a lot chubbier than I remember. He must have fallen into a Twinkie Patch or something.

twinkie patch by cribdeath21 May 2, 2014

twinkie queen 

Someone who loves Twinkies (aka dicks) but does not like the creamy filling (aka sperm).

Just because you don't like the creamy center doesn't mean you can't like the Twinkie.

You are a Twinkie Queen because you will nibble on any Twinkie just long enough to get to the creamy center and then stop snacking.

twinkie queen by Crystal the Twinkie Queen April 26, 2014

twinkiechoker

Often have the names hunter and Brian they pray on young men and food loves dick and twinkies really obese and really ugly and gay often watch gay porn and jack off to pictures of food often nicknamed Whaley

(Twinkiechoker) Wow look Brian and hunter are shoving twinkies in their asses
(Twinkiechoker)Wow look it's 2 wild fags

(Twinkiechoker)How did they get so fat 😯

twinkiechoker by Lml jokes September 7, 2016

twinkie toaster 

A twinkie toaster is when you use a twinkie or a twinkie rapper as a condom.

Jim:Hey Harry, what did you do last night?

Harry:I met up with Mary and we got to the bedroom but i couldn't find a rubber so we used a twinkie toaster.

Jim:Nice dude keep it clean.

twinkie toaster by yummy tummy boy October 16, 2017