Gayble for Two

Term for 2 gay men having a meal together in a restaurant

"Yes Gents, I have a lovely gayble for two over there by the window"

by MBKryn May 9, 2010

Nicky two

A contraction of the phrase "Nicky two bags, one breakfast, no balls/train/16-25 railcard/sweets/shoes/life"; a person who has the inability to carry less than two bags when one would be more than sufficient, cannot eat a modestly sized greasy spoon breakfast and is unable to sustain life as he perpetually misses trains/train related merchandise.

"Hey Guys, Nicky two bags, one breakfast, no balls/train/16-25 railcard/sweets/shoes/life is a major douchebag for missing out on BOT"

by Johnny Nobags June 19, 2009

two wheelin'

to hit corners so hard in your car that your only riding on two wheels for that instant

man i was so fucked up last night that i was two wheelin' around every turn in the villager

by oscar breeder March 13, 2010

The Two Genders

A joke making fun of any oversimplified and/or inaccurate categorizations of people.

Incel: I hate Chads and Stacys
person 2: "the two genders"

by ALASKATHUNDERFUCKFIVETHOUSAND April 21, 2021

Two Dudes

Homosexual

"Man, that guy is two dudes."

by kidjones November 4, 2003

Two nightstand

Two nightstand: (v.) when you fly to Philly, rent an Airbnb, sleep with a guy named Tristan for two days then come home to your husband never to speak of the situation again.

Well, I put so much work into this trip so I mine as well have a two nightstand

by T1212 July 6, 2019

Two Dat

What the people of New Orleans say when they want two Saints Superbowl wins back to back.

It comes from the term that is Chanted at the games, Who Dat, as in Who Dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints.

hey can we get a Two Dat?

Who Dat?!

by NOLA Patsmear December 5, 2010