Twilight

A book by Stephanie Meyer that every teenage girl obsesses about and has no literary value.

Twilight is about a girls choice between necrophilia and bestiality.

by Yaren51 August 18, 2010

Twilight

Worst movie in the world. The books were okay, but then the movie twisted them beyond recognition. They suck, the love story sucks, the guys aren't hot, the girl isn't hot, they don't look anything like how they are described in the damn book, and for gods and goddesses sake.. VAMPIRES DONT SPARKLE!!!! Edward is a fairy, Jacob is a shapeshifting pussy, and Bella is a BIG hypocrit.

"IdiotGirl: *GASP* did you see twilight?!?!?! Edward is sooo gorgeous...

Me: Fuck no. its horrible. it will burn your eyes. it will revive your soul after i get you."

by AxellDarkleigh June 3, 2011

Twilight

a 4-book saga that has teenage females all over the world hopelessly addicted to the point where nothing else in the world matters and everything that happens in the book effects them directly

in new moon the second of the twilight books, when edward leaves, a hole actually will grow inside of you and you will feel empty and alone

by twilightjunkie May 31, 2010

Twilight

A famous book by Stephanie Meyer that has captured the hearts of many girls, and women alike. Isabella Swan and Edward Cullen are the main protagonists in this book. A complete waste of time if you enjoy reading books with much more meaning and descriptions and better writing style. Horrible.

"OMG! I LOVE YOU EDWARD!!!"
"NO! JACOB IS SO MUCH HOTTER!!!!"
As both girls are screaming and crying and fighting over who is hotter than whom. I turn away from them and mutter, "How overrated."
"WHAT?"
"GET HER!!!! SHE INSULTED MY EDWARD"
"NO SHE DIDN'T. SHE INSULTED MY JACOB!!!"
"Good God! It's just a damn book called Twilight!" I shout as I start running for my life.

by brm_11 June 5, 2010

Twilight

The extremely shitty book and movie series made by Stephanie Meyers. For some reason, a shitload of teenage whores and faggots absolutely love Twilight, even though it's cliched, shallow, and about a girl falling in love with a stalker "vampire" who watches her when she sleeps and sparkles in sunlight. Also, the series is a disgrace to everyone who has ever written a book or made a movie about vampires and werewolves.

Twilight Fangirl/fag: AWMIGAWD EDWARD IS HAWT!!!!! I WANT HIM 2 ABUSE ME AND STALK ME AND KIL ME AND RAPE MI DED BODY!!!!

Actual human being: *punches fangirl/fag in the face* FUCK YOU. Oh, and Romeo and Juliet may be one of the worst stories ever written, but it's still a hell of a lot better than Twilight.

by a guy with common sense March 13, 2010

Twilight

A horribly written book by Stephanie Meyer. It's like every other teenage vampire book.

It lacks good writing, a plot, and originality.
Stephanie Meyer pretty much repeats the same thing over and over again. Every action has "meaningful" stuck in front of it. Literally.

"OMG. I loooove Twilight. Edward is like soo freaking hot!"

"How can you read Twilight without wanting to edit the hell out of it?!"

by GreenDayFreak July 1, 2009

Twilight

Twilight is the part of the day between the going down and rising of the sun. So generally, it's night time.
It is said to be the most beautiful of hours, and is also when most supernatural happening occur.

"Meet me by the lake at Twilight."

"We'll do the spell at Twilight."

"He kissed me under the stars at Twilight."

"I saw the boogie monster!" "When?" "At Twilight last night!"

by 2Girrls1Laptop September 19, 2009