a 4-book saga that has teenage females all over the world hopelessly addicted to the point where nothing else in the world matters and everything that happens in the book effects them directly
in new moon the second of the twilight books, when edward leaves, a hole actually will grow inside of you and you will feel empty and alone
by twilightjunkie May 31, 2010
Get the Twilightmug. A book serie written by Stephanie Meyer, which is about how a vampire and a werewolf fall in love with a human. Some people are huge fans of this serie, though there are also some who think its rubbish. They think all it is, is a story about some ugly chick who cant decide whether she wants to screw a dead man or a dog.
by Emil Koerts September 11, 2010
Get the Twilightmug. Worst movie in the world. The books were okay, but then the movie twisted them beyond recognition. They suck, the love story sucks, the guys aren't hot, the girl isn't hot, they don't look anything like how they are described in the damn book, and for gods and goddesses sake.. VAMPIRES DONT SPARKLE!!!! Edward is a fairy, Jacob is a shapeshifting pussy, and Bella is a BIG hypocrit.
"IdiotGirl: *GASP* did you see twilight?!?!?! Edward is sooo gorgeous...
Me: Fuck no. its horrible. it will burn your eyes. it will revive your soul after i get you."
Me: Fuck no. its horrible. it will burn your eyes. it will revive your soul after i get you."
by AxellDarkleigh June 3, 2011
Get the Twilightmug. A very creepy book about how a clumsy teenage girl who has to choose between beastiality and necrophilia
by Yemenwedge June 21, 2010
Get the Twilightmug. The extremely shitty book and movie series made by Stephanie Meyers. For some reason, a shitload of teenage whores and faggots absolutely love Twilight, even though it's cliched, shallow, and about a girl falling in love with a stalker "vampire" who watches her when she sleeps and sparkles in sunlight. Also, the series is a disgrace to everyone who has ever written a book or made a movie about vampires and werewolves.
Twilight Fangirl/fag: AWMIGAWD EDWARD IS HAWT!!!!! I WANT HIM 2 ABUSE ME AND STALK ME AND KIL ME AND RAPE MI DED BODY!!!!
Actual human being: *punches fangirl/fag in the face* FUCK YOU. Oh, and Romeo and Juliet may be one of the worst stories ever written, but it's still a hell of a lot better than Twilight.
Actual human being: *punches fangirl/fag in the face* FUCK YOU. Oh, and Romeo and Juliet may be one of the worst stories ever written, but it's still a hell of a lot better than Twilight.
by a guy with common sense March 13, 2010
Get the Twilightmug. A horribly written book by Stephanie Meyer. It's like every other teenage vampire book.
It lacks good writing, a plot, and originality.
Stephanie Meyer pretty much repeats the same thing over and over again. Every action has "meaningful" stuck in front of it. Literally.
It lacks good writing, a plot, and originality.
Stephanie Meyer pretty much repeats the same thing over and over again. Every action has "meaningful" stuck in front of it. Literally.
"OMG. I loooove Twilight. Edward is like soo freaking hot!"
"How can you read Twilight without wanting to edit the hell out of it?!"
"How can you read Twilight without wanting to edit the hell out of it?!"
by GreenDayFreak July 1, 2009
Get the Twilightmug. A very bad set of books and films. It is about a girl called Isabella Swan (a clumsy, stupid girl) who falls in love with both Edward Cullen (a flimsy, fairy like 'vampire' who sparkles and is meant to be like 107 years old- so in fact Isabella could be classed as a necrophilic if you think about it) and Jacob Black (a so-called 'werewolf' who, quite frankly, cannot be compared to Remus Lupin from Harry Potter- who is an actual werewolf.) The books are extremely unimaginative and the films are very boring with poor acting. There is no plot, and quite frankly, who would actually like their boyfriend to watch them sleep at night? It's not romantic, it's creepy.
A very sad Girl: OMG! Have you read Twilight?! Have you seen the films?! They're wicked and Edward Cullen is SO FIT!
A girl with better literary taste and, quite frankly, a life: Yes I have read the books and seen the films. In my opinion, they are rubbish, and Edward Cullen is more of a sparkling paedophile than 'fit'.
A girl with better literary taste and, quite frankly, a life: Yes I have read the books and seen the films. In my opinion, they are rubbish, and Edward Cullen is more of a sparkling paedophile than 'fit'.
by LiterallyTwisted321 June 8, 2011
Get the Twilightmug.