tongueing the toaster

performing oral sex on a woman

Dallas: What the fuck is Erica doing?
Danielle: She's tongueing the toaster with Nikole.

Dallas: Those dirty whores!

by anon26838756620039757560200476 August 17, 2012

Shitty ass toaster

Something that is of so bad quality that is does not deserve a sense-making phrase

"My car is so shitty ass toaster, I need a new one"

by Feltcher May 7, 2005

Twatter

A person fond of frequently publishing over-indulgent twitterings which saturate their followers' pages to the point where they remove all contact and leap from the nearest fifteenth floor.

Example 1: Mother fucking Teresa will that Stephen Fry ever shut the fuck up the fucking twatter?

Example 2: Have you read that over-indulgent twitter from Sam Crawford? He's obviously a twatter.
The hypocrisy of his status update was evident when he wrote a second example which fruitlessly attempted to define the word Twatter.

by rascal fumed row February 24, 2009

titty twister

The pinching and twisting of the nipple or approximate area on the chest. In extreme cases black and blue bruses may develope thus deriving its secoundary name the Purple Nurple

Ouch man that titty twister realy hurt

by Jim R April 19, 2005

co-ed twister

the game of playing twister in large gatherings with both sexes; an amazing party theme; game with excuses for feeling up random sexy people in the area

-let's go play twister.
-no way, how -bout co-ed twister?

by charlatte March 3, 2007

Twitter-twatter

Someone who Twitters so much that it makes them an obnoxious asshole twat.

Miley is such a twitter-twatter. All she posts is irrelevant lyrics and jokes that nobody gets.

Kevin's twitter-twattering has swamped my homepage more than a few times, that assface.

by WhyOfCourse July 25, 2009

tounge twister

The cousin of a young tornado but goes deeper and finishes with the finger

Tounge Twisters go so deep then the finger makes you enjoy it more

by Official Pigeon November 22, 2016