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turf burn

Scraped knee suffered by one who takes a spill on a sports field topped with fake grass.
I got a turf burn playing Ultimate Frisbee but I made the catch so it was worth it.
by Bender March 16, 2005
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Will Turner

A fictional character from the Pirates of the Caribbean film series, portrayed by Orlando Bloom; Bootstrap Bill's son. Husband to Elizabeth Swann. Father to William Turner III.

"Keep a weather eye on the horizon."
by yaboots August 18, 2007
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Turn the Burn

When a comeback takes the orginal burn and disses the person back better.
Your mamma so cheap she asks to see the dollar menu at Red Lobster. - Oh Burn!

Oh yea, your mamma is on the dollar menu - Oh Turn the Burn!
by mwilcox3000 December 30, 2008
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turncoat

a political opportunist who changes ideology with each new opinion poll and survey. A turncoat will betray his principles, if he had any, admit to having lied about previously stated principles and in general will say anything to get elected. Usually turncoats are serial politicians whose primary goal is to further their own political career.
Turncoat Florida Governor Charlie Crist, whose vertiginous politics change with the wind, in early 2010 changed his stripes from solidly lifelong conservative Republican, to free-thinking independent, now to Democrat all in the span of a few months.
by eljediloco July 20, 2010
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Turfy

A particularly sloppy and creamy monstrosity laid upon or in the throne by an unlucky victim. This thing is more liquid-like, and thus more likely to float in your toilet bowl, than regular dumps.
Peter: I've just had a donner Jimmy!
Jimmy: You're gonna be regretting that mate!
Peter: I know, i can feel a Turfy coming on.
by Christophersten Smith October 18, 2013
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"50 Turn Mario Party" Syndrome

The tendency to get sick of an extended game or movie marathon faster than you would if you were actually doing something for its regular duration.

Most often seen when someone suggests you play a 50 turn game of Mario Party, or all the tracks in a racing game, or watch all the extended versions of the LOTR.
"I'm already sick of this LOTR marathon"

"Dude, we haven't even gotten halfway through Fellowship yet. You're definitely suffering from "50 Turn Mario Party" syndrome."
by Anteaterking December 29, 2011
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