Turkey Phone

yes

“I love Turkey phones” when the tv remote is across the room

by certifiedgeesehaircut January 8, 2021

Turkey's Ready!

When a chick's nipples are hard and they stick out prominently from under her clothes, just like the "turkey's ready" indicators on a succulently done butterball.

This is incredibly hot and every guy within miles will notice and get a half-stiffy just from seeing that. Usually happens when it's cold or she's aroused and she is wearing a tank top or other tight shirt and a thin or (ESPECIALLY) no bra, which is up there with the hottest thing ever!

Guy 1: OMG, did you see Stephanie's tits this morning when the air conditioning kicked in??!

Guy 2: See her?? I rubbed one out in the men's room to her Turkey's Ready!!

by Scrap5000 September 18, 2007

Turkey Tossed

The act of dumping your significant other while both of you are on Thanksgiving break. This is especially used to describe the situation when college students return home for the first time since both individuals left for college and realize there is a lingering awkward tension between a once solid, love bound relationship. The two thus break-up to embrace the freedom and the ability to hook up with that guy/gal that you have been longing to since the first day you arrived at school.

Sam: I can't believe I have to buy my girlfriend a fucking Christmas present.

James: Sucks to be you! I got turkey tossed, and now I'm buying the new Call of Duty.

Sam: You're so lucky...

by saltyspoon December 2, 2009

turkey slap

The act of lovingly slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis.

Man, the bitch wouldn't shut up last night so I turkey slapped the white offa her!

by Steve0 August 21, 2004

turkey fast

going on a fast-- eating nothing-- except turkey. This can be done for several days after Thanksgiving. It cleans out your digestive system and also your fridge.

--There was half a turkey left over after Thanksgiving. So, I decided to detox my body with a turkey fast

by Doctor Science November 28, 2012

Turkey Nuts

After you shoot your wad and are totally spent, your nut sack hangs low and loose.

Man, after last night with Jeanette I have a major case of turkey nuts

by Master Mike May 31, 2006

turkey slapping

slapping a person on or about the face with an erect penis

I spent last night turkey slapping your mom!

by Mike from So Cal July 2, 2006