Taking a tub

When one needs to release a colon cannonball i.e. take a huge shit, one will often state that he or she needs to take a tub. It is often confused with the country bumpkin way of "taking a bath", but everyone knows that its about blowing mud out one's asshole.

"I caught Nick 'taking a tub' last night and the stench almost made me pass out where I stood"

by Rick Forrester October 18, 2012

Tub of Tubbies

The fattest person in the world. Of all the fat people in the world, he/she is king.

There goes a Tub of Tubbies, just finished off the whole $1 menu.

by unsonny January 10, 2006

fill the tub

Verb ; act of inserting you erect penis into your partners anus and becoming flacid. Once relaxed, urinating into your parter.

"So glad you made dinner tonight, can't wait for you to fill the tub for me later."

by Homewrecking Horsecock August 13, 2017

Dogs In The Tub

When, durring intercourse, A man puts his testes in one orifice while his penis in the other.

Extremely hard to do, much like manipulating two dogs into a bathtub.

Dude, that chick's a ho, I put dogs in the tub. Super Loose

by JLExperience October 9, 2008

Tub Boy

see jack handey

by jack's brother September 7, 2003

Tub waffle

When you take a shit in the shower, and then stomp it into the drain to get rid of the evidence.

Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day and all of the sudden I pooped, so I decided to press it into the drain with my foot".

Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"

by xx_mildbobbysauce_xx December 2, 2020

Tub munching

1:When one eats food (especially fast food) in the tub or shower.

2: when coming home from a long sweaty gross day, and you want to shower/bathe and eat at the same time

"I was tub munching after the concert so I didn't have to do it later."

by Heart eater June 24, 2016