Treekeys

a TreeKey is a tree that works with your keys to rape and kill you. Your keys jump out of your hand, and while you stop to pick them up, the tree's branches pick you up and wrap themselves around you. Then their little tree willy comes out... they also have a loose connection to clowns

(aka freaky treekeys)

John "what happened to that girl from accross the street?"
Alice "I heard she was murdered by one of those Treekeys, those things are scary"

by LEAMUIRLAY November 5, 2012

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Trekalicious

The taste of pre-packaged, quick cook food (normally salty pasta gloop) that you wouldn't consider eating at home but which magically transforms into lick-the-plate-clean delicious during a trek or other outdoor activities.

Can be used to insult bad cooking as well, i.e. the food would only taste good when starving and desperate on a mountain somewhere.

1) Sitting near a tent

"Man this Macarooni cheese is delicious, why do I never eat it at home?"

"Trust me mate, I ate it at home once...it's only Trekalicious."

by RedRucksack June 7, 2013

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trek

When something is to long to walk, run etc.

I can't be bothered walking all the way up there it's a trek.

by Scottish babe April 14, 2016

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trekking it

Moving at a very fast pace. (Driving, walking, or running)

You left the house late but you still arrived on time. You must have been trekking it.

by Snugglejoy May 14, 2016

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Trek

In Cycling, to go up a hill or against a strong head wind by standing up and pedaling. Using gravity to assist in torque, but using more muscles and causing lots of air drag if performed at high speed.

L. Armstrong: Trek or treat.
M. Phelps: Trek!
L. Armstrong: Cya! But you should seriously try my treats some day.
Phelps: Dammit Lance, were not in Russia!

by Rathmagar August 9, 2016

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