Twatter

Noun: A completely unexplainable occurrence, with absolutely no context other than being completely random; usually to the amusement and surprise of the observer(s) or 'twattee(s)'.

Example 1
*Derek is waiting in a queue for food and the till starts making ambulance siren noises without anyone touching it*
Derek: "Now that's a twatter!"

Example 2
*A couple of friends are watching a bystander*
Friend 1: "That man's throwing bagels at the seagulls again."
Friend 2: "That's a bit of a twatter."

by Clunge101 December 7, 2016

Tattering

To mess with

Stop tattering with my dog

by Zestyspaghetti December 29, 2016

tatterdemalion

1 : ragged or disreputable in appearance. 2 : being in a decayed state or condition : dilapidated.

He was a ragamuffin, a tatterdemalion, not to be taken seriously.

by DewaynethePain April 19, 2017

Tatterr

A cross between a potato and a retard.

That fool is such a tatterr.

by Wxnder May 27, 2017

Twatter

To send a tweet before you've actually thought it through

P O T U S; a twatter a day keeps the media at bay

by henry case July 27, 2017

twatter slaughter

Beating the pussy up.

"I got a whole night of twatter slaughter beginning at the smackdown of cock"

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

tattered trunks

OL RATCHET WHITE BOI SHORTS

IMMA GET OUTTA THESE TATTERED TRUNKS

by EASTLOSDIZZIPELON December 17, 2017